From the newly released polls, it looks like 2024 Trump Voters...

[Dem4life1970]

[appmanga]

1. I've always found if interesting...

....that this mascot is almost always referred to as "Clippy", when his name is spelled "Cliphy", and I would think would be pronounced as "Cliffy".

[Johonny]

4. I always thought his name was fuck

Because that was the first word out of anyone's mouth when he showed up.

Fuck, what the hell are you doing?

[murielm99]

5. I've always liked that little guy.

[BOSSHOG]

2. But we didn't vote for this

Stop blaming us you evil liberals. It’s not our fault, we’re the members of the party of responsibility. It’s not our fault. There’s no way we’d vote to harm America with our values. It’s not our fault. We’re patriotic, just look at our bumper stickers and our tattoos. What more proof do you need? It’s not our fault.

[regnaD kciN]

3. Too bad we don't have federal recall elections...