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Thu May 1, 2025, 12:35 AM Thursday

"step away from those dolls"

secret service on their way to another toy aisle








ss: we're gonna need you to step away from those dolls
girl: but i'm just looking at them








mom: should we get this for jennifer or should we make the car payment?








ss: the president says you got your two doll quota at christmas and you don't need anymore
girl: how does he know what i got for christmas?
ss: he also said you still wear diapers
girl: no i don't!!
ss: oh, i guess that's him. never mind.








ss: this is your second warning. i'm gonna need to see your i.d.
girl: my what?
ss: your papers!
girl: oh, okay. hold on... it's almost done








mom: come on, honey, we have to go! the toy police are coming!








girl: it's empty. i hate donald trump!








ss: miss, we're not going to tell you again. step away from those dolls








mom: i'm sorry, honey. we can only afford one new doll this year








linus:








ss: his name is linus. trump just had him deported







psycho monsters: hahahahahaha








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