Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Killed by a kid with with two dolls?

Aneurysm after hearing Obama's speeches as hold music?

Taken out in a 9-6 decision by the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals?

[hlthe2b]

1. ...

--practicing--

[Oopsie Daisy]

2. Falling out of a golf cart and hitting his head?

[C_U_L8R]

3. The other daughter whose birthday he forgets.

Enraged after he gets her name wrong for the billionth time, she slips botulinum toxin into his Diet Coke. Lethal comedy ensues.

[surfered]

4. Contracts infectious disease from all the ass kissing at the Cabinet Meeting.

[gordianot]

5. I suspect he has been dead for some time.

He eats the brains of low informed and gullible voters. As a zombie that is one of the reasons he requires so much make up that he resembles an Oompa Loompa.

[MiHale]

6. Choked on the butt plug Bezos was wearing...

When he was chewing out his ass…

[multigraincracker]

7. I like way you think.

[MiHale]

8. Hey, mgc...good morning!

Orrex made me do it …

[multigraincracker]

16. Looks like rain today. We are in drought condition.

Just planted grass seed two weeks ago and hasn’t sprouted yet.
About all the Drump signs are gone now.

[Captain Zero]

9. Drank one of the Diet Cokes that Putie sent him?

ya never know.

[mountain grammy]

10. Brain dead for years.

[malaise]

11. No but he killed the economy

And the ‘two dolls’ posse are heading his way

[SheltieLover]

12. Not yet, but one can hope...

[58Sunliner]

13. He tried to have a rally in Harlem where many people love him and voted for him?

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Gordcanuck]

15. No because he

hasn’t inflicted enough cruelty on people who aren’t able to resist. His latest specialty is children. You heard me, cruelty is the point.
Wake up or knuckle under, it’s your lives.

[Thunderbeast]

17. Coronary while in bed with the Attorney General and his Press Secretary

[republianmushroom]

18. Just another day closer, damn.

Lord starting to have some doubts about thoughts and prays.

[niyad]

19. Since yours is the first thing I read each morning, and since I was out

last night, I had no idea (except that it was obviously disgusting!) what "donny two dolls" meant. Couldn't be about ice cream. Then I watched LO's segment. . I know there is no bottom to orange's cruelty and lying and complete lack of living in reality, but JFC!!!

The absolute obscenity of a fucking billionaire (supposedly) telling those far down on the economic and social ladder that they are greedy, have too much stuff, etc., is mind-boggling.

[Saoirse9]

20. I do this every morning too

Check to see if the moron is dead.

[bluestarone]

21. Only thing alive is his

Motor mouth.