Jimmy Swaggert in ICU after cardiac arrest

[nolabear]

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/jimmy-swaggart-hospitalized-heart-attack-critical-condition-icu/289-cb69d2c9-50ff-4418-94a9-8fa2258646d5?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_WWLTV&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK9muJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHnbwZ8GjysfA12RbF-301OOFl8cXEG3zx_TjJmReBSkArNwbvQ2AwgkrIKQU_aem_F0k4uBJWH32oEr7whFuFZg#o43xlmfmedpves8yidxrm9shsng7mcpqg

Shucky darn.

[hlthe2b]

1. Now don't anyone suggest bringing in every single Operating Room Spotlight to shine down on him...

We wouldn't want confusion resulting, now would we?

All up to your KARMA now, Jimmy... ?

[nolabear]

2. Evangelists bring out the worst in me.

Grifting since time began.

[BlueSpot]

3. No, they didn't have Jesus that long.

But I'll concede to you "ever since."

[nolabear]

6. They called them something different before.

Wizards. Shaman. High priests. Simple people of the soil. You know, assholes.

[BlueSpot]

8. OK. Fair enough.

[BigMin28]

4. My late husband's

Mother used to spend her vacation at his bible college in Baton Rogue every year in the 80's. Spent her vacation and good money getting scammed with bible classes. So sad. But there was no talking her out of it. She wasn't elderly then, late 40's.

[mwmisses4289]

5. I thought he passed away years ago.

I wonder how surprised he'll be when he gets to the pearly gates and discovers how unchristlike he's been.

[nolabear]

7. If there is any kind of God Paul Reubens will meet him there.

“Today’s secret word is NOPE!”