Pakistan nominates Trump for Nobel peace prize

[edbermac]

Pakistan has nominated US President Donald Trump for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, citing his “diplomatic intervention and pivotal leadership” during the recent India-Pakistan conflict, which ended in a ceasefire after several days of cross-border shelling. The escalation followed a terror attack in Jammu and Kashmir’s Pahalgam that killed 26 people.

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pakistan-nominates-trump-for-2026-nobel-peace-prize-over-india-pak-conflict-role/ar-AA1H7S7i

If he wins, I’m resigning from the human race.

[Chasstev365]

1. How much did Trump pay Pakistan or what did he promised them in return?

[fujiyamasan]

2. Conveniently Pakistan has also recently eased crypto regulations

Sounds like payback. Maybe someone in pakistans corrupt government or military is funneling $ or RS into Trump coin.

So much for those bear hugs. Modi got rick rolled!

[Paladin]

3. Fuck you, Pakistan. (nt)

[UTUSN]

4. Who knew Pakistan was a comedian! Oh, they knew where bin ladin was!

[Princess Turandot]

5. They're not going to give him a Nobel...

There have been years when they've received more than 200 nominations, so this action isn't particularly meaningful in and of itself. Also, they would not want to deal with the embarrassment of former winners sending theirs back. Or Alfred Nobel rising from the grave.

They apparently nominated him for 2026, according to the article. (The noms for the 2025 prize were due by the end of February 2025). Between now and the summer of 2026, it's unlikely that he'll be doing anything to bolster his 'candidacy'.

And his romance with nukes goes against their greatest concerns.

[fujiyamasan]

7. A nomination is essentially worthless

Not that it even matters anymore. Not sure why anyone gives a fuck who receives an award that’s been given to the likes of Arafat and Kissinger.

Fuck the Nobel committee.
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[Princess Turandot]

8. He might even establish his own prize!

And retroactively award it to him a good six or seven times.

[B.See]

13. Would it be a golden statue of

a big azz RAT holding a wad of cheese in his widdle hands, I wonder?

[Wounded Bear]

9. He's been nominated before...

Virtually anybody can nominate anybody else.

[617Blue]

10. This will decrease tensions with India...

The missiles will probably start again soon.

[Trueblue1968]

11. He needs to be interred in a cemetary plot before the Nobel prize is awarded

[question everything]

12. The committee that awarded these prizes to Carter, Gore and Obama is not going to add him to the list

[edbermac]

14. Well, there goes Donald's Nobel Peace Prize.

Link to tweet

[Aristus]

15. Pakistan sucks.

Then Pakistan swallows…