"With those costumes and sexy lips! Pete says she's smart, too. She caught him every time he tried to put a roofy in her drink."
"Smarter than Joe Biden, for sure. You know, Sleepy Joe did not win that election in 2020. And his wife! What a nasty woman!"
"I put up those big, beautiful flagpoles. You know, 88 feet tall. I don't know if they are really 88 feet, but let's say they are. I really like that number. How about you? My people like it, they love it, I know they do!"
"People never know what I am going to do next. I don't even know. That's why we don't need all this classified crap. Because it doesn't matter what is classified. I ignore all that and just do whatever I feel like doing. My mind is like a pinball machine. Does anyone remember pinball machines? With the Bing! Bing! Bing! I love those pinball machines, don't you?"
"I buried my wife on my golf course. Not my real wife, I guess you'd call her my ex-wife. She fell down and Bong! hit her head and she died. Tragic."
"But I should get awards. I get lots of awards, but I should get a lot more. I should get more than Obama. Twice as many. They gave him a Nobel Peace Prize before he even got elected, because of DEI or CRT or something. And I never got one. I should have got one!"
"Then Iran got the nuclear. Nobody knows more about the nuclear than I do. My uncle was a smart man, he taught at MIT. So I know all about the nuclear."
There you go, folks. You can skip watching his speech now.
You're welcome.
Just letting you know. Headline on nbc.com
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