How many Republicans does it take to change a

[WOLFMAN87]

Lightbulb?

A: None. The orange felon tells them it's not broken & they all sit in the dark & applaud.

[Dr. T]

1. Funny because it's true.

[Mr. Mustard 2023]

2. Good one.

My first thought was "all of them".

[SomedayKindaLove]

3. One

It takes one R to screw in a lightbulb.

But they all show up to screw the country.

[RainCaster]

4. None

TSF says that he's the only one who can fix it and demands that they step away. Of course, they fall in line for fear of being primaried.

[IronLionZion]

5. Lightbulbs don't exist

are you losers still talking about light bulbs?
There's nothing to see here.
Boring!

[madinmaryland]

9. Yes they do!!! He wrote an EO banning LED and CFL bulbs.

[lastlib]

6. Repuglikans are always in the dark.

About everything. Facts simply confuse them, so they ignore them, and live on their "alternative facts."

[calimary]

8. Yep. That's IT.

[Captain Zero]

7. None. That's a job for the MARKET.

nt