POLL: When the Democrats take back the White House, what should we replace the portrait of Trump with ??

[Jack Valentino]

(in reference to "The White House has placed a photo of an auto-pen signature instead of a portrait of former President Biden."
https://bsky.app/profile/mmasnick.bsky.social )

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The next Democratic President should replace the portrait of Donald Trump with a portrait of

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	a rotten tomato
	0 (0%)
	a stinking pile of bullshit
	39 (51%)
	Benedict Arnold
	1 (1%)
	High-chair Hitler
	3 (4%)
	Trump and Epstein holding hands, dancing in the lillies
	7 (9%)
	Trump and Putin bare-chested on the horse
	2 (3%)
	a stack of 20 McDonald's cheeseburgers
	1 (1%)
	a bottle of Ketchup
	2 (3%)
	a box of adult diapers
	1 (1%)
	Other (tell us in comments)
	20 (26%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Jack Valentino]

1. Think I came up with too many good choices----

Now I can't decide.... think I'll vote in the morning!

[electric_blue68]

2. 😄 i was thinking 🤔 Good choices... which one?!

[Jack Valentino]

3. Maybe should have had an "all" option--- but

that would take up much more White House wall space than Trump deserves!


Maybe they could be used as floor covering in some White House bathrooms....

[Jack Valentino]

5. Maybe a smallish "mural" would be in order....

[marble falls]

31. An animatronic talking anus playing his UN speech over and over and over..

[Jack Valentino]

47. HA! Kinda Pink Floydish, I like that!

[LostOne4Ever]

4. PoS is the too obvious choice

Going with Diapers for the man-baby!

[NJCher]

6. An empty frame

With nothing in it.

[Submariner]

7. A photo of the out of control fire that burned

the new dance hall addition to the White House to the ground.

[pat_k]

8. Jabba the Hutt (Jubba the Drumpf)

As in the The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

https://thehobbledehoy.com/2019/03/08/british-writer-pens-the-best-description-of-trump-ive-read/

...

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.
...

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.

Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.

That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

...

If you missed it, or haven't read it in awhile, it is worth reading in its entirety.

[Jack Valentino]

10. Of course, excellent!!!

Lots of other great ideas here, I just went with my most obvious first choices---
and had to drop a few because DU polls limited me to 10 options
(but several choices had to do with cheeseburgers with or without bacon, so.... were superfluous!)


THANKS for the response! I'd read that before, and it is most appropriate!
Unfortunately I didn't recall it at the time of the OP....

Darth Vader might also have been a good selection,
but Darth was better looking...

[pat_k]

12. You had great choices. But there are just so many Jabba images to choose from...

Shutterstock:

Link to tweet

https://www.instagram.com/p/DCISVI9xpWM/




https://theweek.com/cartoons/594675/donald-trump-star-wars-jabba

[pat_k]

13. Opps. Missed Horsey's... and I'm sure there are many other great ones out there.

[GoCubsGo]

39. Who should be his Salacious B.Crumb?

Who was that little giggling sidekick. I'm thinking Baby Goebbels, although Karolyiin' Leavitt would also be appropriate.

[pat_k]

46. I like jabba the trump and jalacious d vance,

...particularly since Trump and his co-conspirator Vance both need to be impeached and removed in 2027 after the tsunami-sized, shocking number of pro-impeachment wins (Dem, ind, and rep) in the U.S. Senate in 2026.

A gal can dream!

Here's one illustration of the pair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DGt7yC3SH3D

[Dave Bowman]

9. A garbage chute.

[0rganism]

11. F47's birthday card to Mr. Epstein

It says quite a lot about the man, in his own writing. Seems tacky and gross perhaps, but as the president observes, enigmas never age. Appropriate IMHO.

[SeattleVet]

14. How about the image of him on his triumphant return from Tulsa?

Makeup smearerd collar and all...

[roamer65]

15. Urinal.

[Emile]

16. A picture of Trump in orange prison garb, and behind bars.

This picture on the wall would be fitting too.

[jls4561]

17. A ginormous portrait of Obama holding his Nobel Prize.

[flvegan]

18. The current South Park tiny penis charicature.

He's literally fucking Satan.

[IzzaNuDay]

19. Or some mushrooms!

not too obvious!

[appleannie1]

20. An empty taco shell.

[ChazII]

34. Your response is my favorite. n/t

[eShirl]

21. a very highly detailed realistic closeup of his face

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. ...

[HAB911]

23. Best buds forever

[Renew Deal]

24. Nothing

He’s most afraid of being forgotten. Just skip him

[demmiblue]

28. +1

[Dulcinea]

25. A picture of the Epstein files.

Or the stinking pile of crap.

[durablend]

26. Photo of the bathroom with all the file boxes

[markodochartaigh]

27. Don't replace his portrait. Put a huge plaque below

detailing his crimes. But do not replace his portrait. Never Forget. If you don't realize by now how quickly the US population forget and deny reality, you probably never will. But take it who those understand, the population of the US must have our face rubbed in this at every opportunity in order to Never Forget.

[Volaris]

29. His sentencing order from the court (finally).

[Freddie]

30. A dumpster on fire 🔥

[MiHale]

32. A totally empty frame to signify exactly what he is...

and how he should be remembered. Shunning is very effective, it could destroy a narcissistic person.

[Totally Tunsie]

33. A photo of the giant trump-baby balloon flying over the WH

[Topomi]

35. Bars

Just paint bars, as in a prison, over his official portrait

[sakabatou]

36. A painting of a Kraft cheese slice

[Johonny]

37. Joe Biden's autopen

Because it was a better president and it will piss him off to be trolled by his own troll.

[RazorbackExpat]

38. Trump in a generalissimo costume with banana insignias?

A giant 'smiling shit' emoji?
The shot of the royal horse taking a dump in front of Trump?
Trump with a funny Austrian mustache and jackboots?

[Tommy Carcetti]

40. In all seriousness, those pictures will probably have more or less rotted away.

Due to their exposure to the outside weather elements and moisture.

Assuming we get to 2028 and beyond.

[LyfeTimeDem]

41. HIs mug shot looking through prison bars

[ProudMNDemocrat]

42. This...

He appears to be OBSESSED with Gold.

[SocialDemocrat61]

43. This

[EdmondDantes_]

44. I'd leave his picture as is. Trolling him doesn't do anything for me

His behavior is repugnant, why would I want to emulate it?

[Autumn]

45. A picture of a golden toilet, unflushed filled with shit.

Nothing else.

[Takket]

48. a can of orange spraypaint

[jmowreader]

49. Two empty spots

[quakerboy]

50. Nothing

What did Germany do after the war? I'm assuming they do not give Hitler any honors. Why would we give Trump any once fascism is defeated here?

[DaBronx]

51. The constitution

[I_UndergroundPanther]

52. That picture of trumps face

Completely made of pictures of assholes.

Trump as a pig

Shit sculpture of trump

[RockRaven]

53. A sheet of that toilet paper with The Dotard's ugly face on it.

[ornotna]

54. As I recall, wasn't there an artist who painted a portrait of shrub entirely out of shit?

We need that artist to make a new one.

[Stinky The Clown]

55. Keep his portrait, but with a sphincter in place of his mouth

[JoseBalow]

56. Hillary

[C_U_L8R]

57. Poop emoji, but of course.

[hamsterjill]

58. My "other"

Is NOT to put any portrait of that bastard anywhere. Once he's gone, though we should never forget what he's done, we should forget about him and not honor him in any way alongside other people who have served as President.