Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by stampede of Black Friday pitchfork purchases?

Stabbed 150,000 times in autopen accident?

Taken out by competing drug kingpin?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Duncanpup]

1. Fuck no . And yet my money is on hopefully soon.

It’s kind of like me playing the ponies i can never pick a winner.

[twodogsbarking]

2. Decided to ride out the hurricane at mud lardo and got struck by a

[SheltieLover]

3. Repeatedly stabbled with the auto pen?

Buried alive under pile of cash Northwestern is paying him?

Eliot Ness visits him & offs him for his .ob behavior which has besmirched the office of the presidency?

[2MuchNoise]

8. I'm requesting a pardon for the auto pen.

[SheltieLover]

9. I'll second that!

[Simeon Salus]

4. I've got my money on...

...excreted own entrails. It would be a poetic and appropriate ending, dying in a mound of his own shite.

[Simeon Salus]

5. "Shot himself on 5th Avenue"

would be redemptive, especially if he wasn't punished for it.

[Joinfortmill]

6. TickTock

[surfered]

7. Being a pig, he didn't share it. He ate the entire pie himself.

[niyad]

11. I nearly scared my kitty!

[surfered]

14. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[surfered]

18. This kitty?

[niyad]

20. How did you know?

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

13. Keep dreaming...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[3825-87867]

12. Grand Mal during National Press Conference

Just as when he mimicked the reporter.
Live continued coverage and tape for the ages.

[Blumancru]

15. Turkey bone lodges behind his Nulva while stuffing his bloated face with Thanksgiving leftovers

Turns blue, but it combines with his orange complexion to make him have a healthy look for the first time in years.
No one notices that he has passed for several hours, until aides suddenly realize that there are no rants or flying ketchup bottles.
Mailorderia and Bad Bunny move in together.

[hlthe2b]

16. "1150. DAYS. : 08. HOURS. : 31. MINUTES. : 51. SECONDS of this shit? Are you kidding me?"

Trump out of office countdown clock (assuming no "divine intervention":
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/6133013/days-until-trump-is-out-of-office

[Easterncedar]

17. Snagged by a stubborn umbrella...

On the top step of the plane, and somersaults head over heels, bumpety thumpety all the way down. Film to break all records for slo-mo replay online until long past the time his name is forgotten, and it just becomes a happy meme for the end of evil.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. He's looking so bad now, that the vultures aren't even bothering to wait...

[Lars39]

21. Tripped and drowned in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool?