Introducing: The Democratic Underground Piece of Shit Prize

[PCIntern]

Awarded to Trump in 2025 with the inscription:

“IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS OLD PIECE OF SHIT…

WAS ONCE A YOUNG PIECE OF SHIT. “

[johnnyfins]

1. He is the old, long turned white, dog turd...

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. I protest and want a recount - surely Putin deserves to share the prize

They do their worst work together, after all.

[agingdem]

3. bc there so many Trump enabling shits

allow me to suggest sub-categories because each piece of shit (Stephen Miller/Pam Bondi/Kristi Noem/Pete Hegseth/Steve Bannon /Supreme Court 6) deserve their own DU Shit Prize separate from Trump, the most loathsome piece of shit of all time..






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[GopherGal]

4. Gotta stop wasting time here

and just go ahead and rename it the "Trump Prize". I think he will dominate it for years to come, "like nobody's ever seen", so you're going to need to rename it soon enough. Best to do so before you accumulate a lot of stationery, certificates, business cards, and other items with the soon-to-be-obsolete name on them.

I can also foresee that maybe you need to establish guidelines as to posthumous awards.

I'm writing this while listening to Michael Osterholm's podcast, so fuming about future awardee RFK, Jr. (Perhaps not the most advisable way to start an enjoyable weekend. I may need to dose myself with some mood-correcting puppy videos next.)

[Initech]

5. Honestly there's a lot of competition here.

Trump is a piece of shit.

Vance is a piece of shit.

Tom Homan is a piece of shit.

Kristi Noem is a piece of shit.

Pam Bondi is a piece of shit.

Kash Patel is a piece of shit.

Howard Lutnick is a piece of shit.

Stephen Miller is a piece of shit.

Karoline Leavitt is a piece of shit.

Scott Bessent is a piece of shit.

RFK Jr is a piece of shit.

Dr. Oz is a piece of shit.

I could go on and on.