White House Dementia Care Unit Tells Trump He's Designing A Great Big Boat!
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White House Dementia Care Unit Tells Trump He’s Designing A Great Big Boat!
Boat day! Boat day! Boat day! Boat day! Boat day!
Evan Hurst
Dec 23, 2025
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Donald, look at the boat you designed!
Yesterday news dropped that Donald Trump and Pete “Shitfaced” Hegseth, his incredible loser Defense secretary who shrivels into a submissive childlike stance whenever President Daddy is next to him, would be making some kind of huge announcement in the afternoon. Bombing Venezuela? A new drink at the bar in Shitfaced’s office at the Pentagon called the “Warfighter,” made with just rosé and GHB? Ladies get in free if they sign an NDA?
But no, Trump and Shitfaced were announcing a whole new special class of BATTLESHIPS, and Trump was helping design them himself! You know, because he’s such a fuckin’ shipbuilder. What are they doing, letting him have some Elmer’s Glue so he can stick some of those cheap, tacky Home Depot knick-knacks he’s put all over the Oval Office on Naval ships now?
Clearly this is another White House Dementia Care Unit situation, even though the announcement happened at Mar-a-Lago. Grandpa, you’re making a boat today!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/white-house-dementia-care-unit-tells