The new documentary "Melania," will be in theaters January 30, 2026.

[Coldwater]

The film chronicles Melania Trump in the days leading up to the 2025 presidential inauguration

[dem4decades]

1. I hope that's not a trend, wouldn't that be horrible?

I hope a lot of people see that so they know what they shouldn't do. Ever, not in bright colors.

[wcmagumba]

2. That's my birthday, I know what I'm doing...yippee...

Not...

[Coldwater]

3. Opening to rave reviews

[Space Lemon]

4. I'm looking forward to missing it.

[jmbar2]

5. Those theaters would make nice warming centers for the homeless for the price of a ticket

[Coldwater]

6. Watching that Cold Hard bitch

on the screen would kinda defeat the purpose of a warming center, but i get your drift.

[Coldwater]

7. More reviews

[jmbar2]

11. bwahahaha

[fujiyamasan]

8. I really don't care

Do u?

[Coldwater]

10. I certainly don't intend on going to the movie

but I am amused by how many people are defacing her movie posters

[NJCher]

9. that's a beard

I thought the face looked odd, so I enlarged the photo. Looks like a J.D. Vance-style beard someone added.

Poor Melania, always running around in those stilettos. It would be a cold effing day in hell before I'd wear those things. She must really want to be tall.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. This movie will be a major flop

Link to tweet

[Kid Berwyn]

13. Produced and directed by Jeffrey Epstein.

Based on an idea by Jean-Luc Brunel and Steve Bannon.

[Skittles]

14. I think this is what was promised to her

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in exchange for pretending to still be with that sack of orange fascist shit