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You Cant Have Popehats
@kenwhite.bsky.social
need a clean shirt this ones got coffee on it
9:59 AM · Jan 28, 2026
@kenwhite.bsky.social
need a clean shirt this ones got coffee on it
9:59 AM · Jan 28, 2026
need a clean shirt this oneâs got coffee on it
— Everything At The Direction of Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) 2026-01-28T14:59:45.948Z
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"need a clean shirt this one's got coffee on it" (Original Post)
mahatmakanejeeves
10 hrs ago
OP
Person who had to mention they majored in Ancient Greek and Latin at an Ivy League school
tanyev
10 hrs ago
#1
I love this! It reminds me of a question from a sports reporter after speedskater...
3catwoman3
7 hrs ago
#4
tanyev
(48,793 posts)1. Person who had to mention they majored in Ancient Greek and Latin at an Ivy League school
accuses someone else of a) pretentiousness and b) lack of street cred.

UpInArms
(54,301 posts)2. Reminds me of this

hlthe2b
(113,076 posts)3. Oh, I LOVE that one.
3catwoman3
(28,766 posts)4. I love this! It reminds me of a question from a sports reporter after speedskater...
...Dan Jansen fell during his 1994 Lillehammer Olympic 500m race. A total dumbass reporter asked Jansen's coach "Was the ice too slippery in the corner?"
The coach glared at the reporter and snarled, "Ice is always slippery."
A real, "No shit, Sherlock," moment.