Just going to set this down right here...

[angrychair]

On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a Rolex

That's a song titled Cool, Daddy, Cool by "Kid" Rock for the children's movie Osmosis Jones.

In case you didn't know the 55 years old "Kid" Rock will be performing at the far right pro Christian organization TPUSA alternative halftime show during the SB because they don't like that brown skinned fellow singing and speaking Spanish.

[Norrrm]

1. Full

https://genius.com/Kid-rock-cool-daddy-cool-lyrics

[dweller]

2. When MAGA saw the headliners

Their general response was “ You had me at Kid “


😠


✌🏻

[Roy Rolling]

5. It's early...

But this 👆
is a solid contender for today’s “Winner of the Internet”.
Congratulations.

[flvegan]

3. Has Robert Ritchie appeared in the Epstein files yet?

[AZJonnie]

4. I never knew this and found it offensive and outrageous (and I despise Skid Jock), but there's a minor mitigation

I found when I looked it up.

“Cool, Daddy Cool” is performed by Kidney Rock, a band of germs, on stage at The Zit nightclub—a grimy, villain‑adjacent hangout that Ozzy infiltrates to get to Thrax’s gang. The visuals (germs, sleazy club, exotic‑dancer vibe) plus the lyrics about being a “player” and liking girls “underage” mark the song as part of the movie’s gross, antagonistic underbelly rather than something associated with the heroes.

So there's that. But fuck Skid Jock anyway. He's a dick, and there was no need to "go there" to convey the "bad guys" idea