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Spurious News: "Melania" named exclusive in-flight movie of Spirit Airlines!
DANIA BEACH, FLA (Spurious News Network) -- This afternoon, Dave Davis, CEO of ultra-low-cost air carrier Spirit Airlines, announced a historic pact between his airline and the White House that has made "Melania" the only movie that will be shown aboard Spirit flights.
"It was either that," said Mr. Davis, "or surrender 100 of our jets for ICE deportation flights. Since we only have 102 jets in our fleet...welcome, Melania!"
Mr. Davis explained that there are two "tiers" for Spirit's passengers to enjoy the First Lady of the United States' groundbreaking movie. "Our guests can relax in comfort and view 'Melania' in its entirety at no charge. Or, they can pay us $20 and not have to watch it."
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$20 to not have to watch it! 
