Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by a toppling 22 foot golden idol?

After proving that taxes aren't certain in life, found out what is?

Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Submariner]

1. Scenes we'd like to see

Jesse Ventura turning Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent into Swiss cheese with his mini-gun, a favorite gun of hunters everywhere of the Blond Pedo-Pigeon.

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaah for the goats😀

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Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?

[malaise]

3. No but

he’s not happy and each boat he knocks out saves 25,000 lives.
That effer lies like a corpse.

[SheltieLover]

4. Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?.

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995133 )

Stroked out over pedo protecting scRotus refusing to block CA redistricting? (
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995106 )

Enraged over Gov Spanburgef ordring all VA LEOs to exit fed imigration agreementd, suffered a fatal brain injury when a catsup bottle bounced back & knocked his crown off? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995562 )

[Emile]

5. As many holes I have in his voodoo doll, he should be dead.

[electric_blue68]

16. Baaahahahahaaaaa!

Welp! Keep sticking those pins in! 👍

[Dulcinea]

17. There used to be Trump voodoo dolls...

...at Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo in New Orleans. Maybe they're still available.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

7. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

10. Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

12. Waiting is tiresome...

Then, one day... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

15. Agree 😡

[twodogsbarking]

8. An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper.

Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to his heart for me

Sorry Sam Cooke

[niyad]

9. Lovely visual!

[surfered]

11. The White House Ballroom Will Rival Versailles

Trump is acting like Louis XVI

[hlthe2b]

13. "Mama told me about the goats and said 'soon!'"

"I smile for EVERYONE at THAT!"

[Buddyzbuddy]

14. He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody

"Ssshhh, turn off the lights, maybe he'll go away. He f*cks up everything wherever he goes."

[Wicked Blue]

18. Bitcoin crashed on his nasty little head