Clots and prayers

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Trump Sticks to Full Aspirin Dose Against Doctors' Advice

During a Thursday NBC News sit-down with Tom Llamas, the 80-year-old Trump said he's taken 325 milligrams of aspirin daily for 30 years, rejecting the recommended 81-milligram low dose despite risks like bleeding. His physician describes his heart health as exceptional for his age, but medical guidelines caution against aspirin for primary prevention in those over 60 due to hemorrhage dangers.


FactPost @factpostnews
Trump: I take aspirin, and I don't want to change

Q: So you go against your doctor's orders?

Trump: I want that blood to be nice and thin running through my heart

Link to tweet

...who am I to argue with this? If Trump wants to bring on hemorrhagic bleeding, I'm all for it.

[UpInArms]

1. One can hope

that all of his veins collapse simultaneously

[EYESORE 9001]

2. Is it too much to hope

that it happens live on a worldwide feed?

[chicoescuela]

5. Like the Prayer Breakfast right now?

[EYESORE 9001]

6. In that case

perhaps a prelude in the form of jibberish that gets mistaken for glossolalia (speaking in tongues).

[chicoescuela]

7. And a last second confession that he raped both little girls and boys

And loved it

[Prairie Gates]

3. None of this makes any sense, by the way

His heart is in exceptional shape for a person his age, but he definitely has venous insufficiency and ankles the size of canteloupes. Right. And he's rich as hell, but takes quadruple doses of aspirin to thin his blood rather than low impact blood thinners. For thirty years.

Ok, there.

Why are we being asked to believe any of this obvious nonsense?

[Baitball Blogger]

9. All the people who are covering for him are going to answer for it after he's gone.

[Jilly_in_VA]

4. To quote a nurse I knew long ago

"He's the sort of person that when you go to start an IV on him, you miss two or three times---on purpose."

[Baitball Blogger]

8. The clot thickens.

[3catwoman3]

10. Hey, Donnie, maybe more is even better. Take 3 adult aspirin 4 times a day...

…and develop a massive and fatal GI bleed.🩸 Go for it.

[Rebl2]

11. He

risks bleeding in the stomach or intestinal bleeding at his age taking that much aspirin a day. Go right on ahead and take it trumpy.