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Orrex

(66,921 posts) Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:28 AM Monday

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Is he dead yet?

Finally shot by yet another dissatisfied Conservative?

Heartbroken to be left out of Kash Patel's locker room party?

Overcome at last by fatal infection from a well-deserved bite received decades ago?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

I have a dream... surfered Monday #5

Right now would be good. niyad Monday #6

Anytime today would work. SheltieLover Monday #12

I will happily forego pleasure today for that pleasure ttomorow! niyad Monday #13

Same here! SheltieLover Monday #14

You are certainly not alone. SheltieLover Monday #11

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #10

WTF is taking so long Blue Owl Monday #2

No but this should help him stroke out malaise Monday #3

Definitely! SheltieLover Monday #9

"I saw what you did with that US eagle eating the Canadian goose pic after hockey. WELL... hlthe2b Monday #4

Frozen Solid in a Giant Snowdrift? NEOH Monday #7

Run over by catsup bottles stampeeding to avoid abuse? SheltieLover Monday #8

niyad

(131,416 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:32 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,810 posts)

5. I have a dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:56 AM

Monday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

niyad

(131,416 posts)

6. Right now would be good.

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:57 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(79,391 posts)

12. Anytime today would work.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:56 PM

Monday

Or tomorrow during his SOTU address.

niyad

(131,416 posts)

13. I will happily forego pleasure today for that pleasure ttomorow!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:57 PM

Monday

SheltieLover

(79,391 posts)

14. Same here!

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:01 PM

Monday

I get the feeling that unless slobby croaks publicly with cameras rolling, they would never admit his demise.

Good things are worth waiting for.

SheltieLover

(79,391 posts)

11. You are certainly not alone.

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:54 PM

Monday

SheltieLover

(79,391 posts)

10. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:53 PM

Monday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Blue Owl

(58,834 posts)

2. WTF is taking so long

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:43 AM

Monday

malaise

(295,018 posts)

3. No but this should help him stroke out

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:49 AM

Monday

on mic at the SOU
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221041058

SheltieLover

(79,391 posts)

9. Definitely!

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:52 PM

Monday

hlthe2b

(113,510 posts)

4. "I saw what you did with that US eagle eating the Canadian goose pic after hockey. WELL...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 08:53 AM

Monday

this goose is going to eat YOUR lunch!!!!"

NEOH

(282 posts)

7. Frozen Solid in a Giant Snowdrift?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 12:15 PM

Monday

SheltieLover

(79,391 posts)

8. Run over by catsup bottles stampeeding to avoid abuse?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:51 PM

Monday

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