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AverageOldGuy

(3,732 posts)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 01:50 AM Friday

I'm just heartbroken for poor Kristi Noem and the way she was treated.

I mean -- she did it all -- did everything she could to make herself irresistible to Trump.  Go back, find some old photos of her 6-7-8 years ago and compare them to today.

A little nip here, little tuck there, little tightening and lifting here and there.
Botox on the lips.
Change hair style.
$56,000 for a new Rolex.
Pushed her husband aside for Corey Lewandowski.

Then, after winning Trump's stamp of approval and after being named Secretary of Homeland Security, she proceeded to:

Institute a reign of terror that rained terror down on innocent people and innocent cities. (Pun intended.)
Flit around the country, travel to the world's most notorious, wicked, vile prison, and pose for pics everywhere.
Denounce innocent people murdered by ICE as being "domestic terrorists."
Cut training time for ICE agents to ensure all they learned was violence, slamming people to the ground, lying.
Hire huge numbers of thugs, losers, and trash, giving them a gun and telling them to clean out America.
Unleash her own domestic terrorists on American cities.
Take money intended for disaster relief for devastated communities and spend it on a couple of flying bordellos.

Yes, poor little Kristi Noem.  She did everything exactly the way Trump wanted in a doomed effort to please him. 

And to thank her, he fired her.

Now think about it:  She has no future.  He puts her in charge of a non-existent organization where she will make an ever greater fool of herself.  Meanwhile, no doubt Trump has ordered his people to keep her completely away from him.

She never learned this truth: 
EVERYTHING, EVERYONE THAT TRUMP TOUCHES DIES. 


Yep, I'm just heartbroken for her. But you know, it's almost 1:00 AM, and by now I've had several long conversations with my friend, Dr. Jack Daniels . . . .

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AZ8theist

(7,272 posts)
7. NO.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 03:49 AM
Friday

I hope to see her EVERY NIGHT on the news recapping her trial for corruption and multiple crimes against the Untited States.

pat_k

(13,214 posts)
6. When the felon is gone, will some plastic surgeon...
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 02:57 AM
Friday

... have a booming business undoing all those Mar-a-Lago faces?

We can hope.

calimary

(89,803 posts)
9. Oooooh, I never thought of that!
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 04:33 AM
Friday

I bet that will be among the must-get “fixes” for the Mar-a-Lago look that NOBODY’S gonna want after the Trump era ends.

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IzzaNuDay

(1,278 posts)
10. She ought to be Nurembergered (if there is such a word)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 04:44 AM
Friday

what she led was heinous unethical and immoral. And I didn’t even bring up her Mike High fantasies.

(and I’m gonna bet someone will squeal on her and Corey!)

hlthe2b

(113,692 posts)
11. I only wish she had been hauled out to that same gravel pile she killed Cricket--to get the news...
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:34 AM
Friday

of her "metaphorical demise."

to Cricket, the unnamed goat, and while some might dislike that I include humans in the same direct comparative sentiment, I don't care: The same sentiment and tears go to Good, Pretti and all the others killed/wounded/abused by ICE under her criminal oversight. Whether human or nonhuman animals, the sentiment of horrific, cruel and totally unjustified killing remains.

Vinca

(53,820 posts)
13. Maybe she could find another job that would cheer her up. Executioner at a slaughterhouse perhaps?
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 09:14 AM
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