Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere?

Drowned in oil profits?

Collapsed in ecstatic fervor to have torpedo murdered a ship's crew on international waters?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{)....

[malaise]

2. Rec

😀

[malaise]

3. No but

He sure is a Nobel peace of barbarian work.

[twodogsbarking]

4. For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd.

Then she disappears into the darkness. The end.

[IronLionZion]

5. I love telling fundies the rapture happened and they were left behind

[SheltieLover]

6. Sadly, not yet, but obviously soon. He's rotting from the inside out.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Hold the vision.

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

15. I have a dream and a prayer...

Can I get an amen?
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[bluestarone]

18. AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100%

DESTROY this bunch of NAZI bastards.

[Joinfortmill]

9. Closer and closer. Hehehe

[malaise]

12. Not close enough

[Joinfortmill]

17. That is true, my friend.

[hlthe2b]

10. He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement...

While some of us can vent with dark humor, or sarcasm, or screaming into the void, we all need a break at least occasionally.

Is there any wonder Ikea's stuffed orangutan has sold out many many many times over:

This little guy ("Punch" ) speaks to that stress.

and to all who give a damn--really give a damn about this country, democracy and its people.

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Punch is adorable

[hlthe2b]

27. No kidding. I (and everyone, I'd think) just wants to reach out and hug him.

I hope the worldwide attention will bring money to that zoo to improve the habitat, though. All that concrete seems less than desirable (at a minimum).

[LymphocyteLover]

11. If only a torpedo could take out the pedo... has a nice ring

[surfered]

13. He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off

RFK, Jr had his own special team of surgeons reattach it, with only one complication.

He soon succumbed to asphyxiation.
Let joy abound around the world.

[SheltieLover]

14. Hahaha! You win the thread!

[surfered]

16. Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities

and keeping our hopes up!

[SheltieLover]

21. St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday

But this post is right up there!

[Orrex]

22. Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP

I'm just happy to keep the ball rolling!

[SheltieLover]

23. Gasp! Our patron saint!

Ty for keeping hope alive! (Pun intended!)

[malaise]

20. Indeed

😂😂

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. I love Lady Gaga's shirt

[Dulcinea]

25. "Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere"

I love the mental picture!

[Ocelot II]

26. Let his days be few and let another take his office.

Psalm 108: 9