😂😂 "Melania" is already free on Prime Video (Amazon)

[underpants]

My wife and I were queuing up “Young Sherlock” to finish the season and it popped up. We cracked up.


I clicked on it expecting at least a trailer. No trailer. Straight to the intro. Basically straight to video.
Everything at least fishes for a rent or buy for a week or two. Nope

Budget $40 million (+ $35M in marketing)
Box office $16.7 million

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_(film)

[Kali]

1. I wondered what happened to that

how long before free on you tube? fucking grifters

[underpants]

2. It was a bribe.

She got $28M up front. Bezos was just throwing pocket change away to keep government contracts going. Anthropic apparently didn’t pay up.

[0rganism]

14. Funny thing, if she'd cut back to $4M the film's theatre take could have (barely) exceeded its budget

Not that profitability means a damn thing to these ultra-rich mega-grifters, still it stands proudly as a grand monument to Bezos' magnificent sycophancy.

[fujiyamasan]

24. Funny thing is

Amazon has a significant stake in Anthropic:

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ai-bet-anthropic-soars-61-billion-valuation-2026-2

[Johonny]

3. Too expensive for me

[Trueblue1968]

23. If you have prime vide, give Malarias movie a !ousy score!!!!!!

[Norrrm]

4. Pretty sure I'll miss it. Did the butler do it? Or the pool boy?

[Sympthsical]

5. I have a small Fire tv on my nightstand

I like to fall asleep to documentaries and things, and the small tv doesn't bother my partner like the big tv on the wall would. So every night, I plop down, turn it on, and usually throw on a YouTube watch list.

But first, you get a splash screen of Amazon things.

Lemme tell ya. Seeing Melania just leaping out at you as you're laying down to sleep is an experience.

[sheshe2]

11. Gave ya nightmares didn't it. 😱

[demosincebirth]

15. I would not waste my time even if they paid me.

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. Already?

Well good. Now I can hate watch it when I want to.

[edhopper]

7. Another $35 million into advertising

Besos doesn't do small bribes.

[lame54]

8. Box office 16.7 million...

Number of viewers - 27

[Cha]

9. I know... I hate that Bad Witch's Face

starting at us... I scroll the hell down As Fast As I CAN

[RainCaster]

10. I would love to review it, but I would have to watch it first

I can't bring myself to do that.

[rsdsharp]

12. Not if you paid me. Hell, not if SHE paid me.

[msongs]

13. does it include all her nudie shots? nt

[Cadfael]

16. I very carefully navigated to the "more info" button

And chose the “thumbs down - not for me” option

[jeffreyi]

17. Pro tip.

You can "hide" the video. You are welcome.

[Maru Kitteh]

18. Good information! Thanks :)

[Pisces]

19. I wouldn't watch it if they paid me. No need

[purr-rat beauty]

20. I watched 5 minutes

And noticed the opening song is about war, chaos, rape, and murder...

Looks like she should share her thoughts on Epstein

I stopped it and disliked it

[Red Mountain]

21. Already?

Good things come to those who wait, I guess.

[LilElf70]

22. I'm afraid

it is still a total waste of time I would never get back. Yeah, I'll pass, again. and again. and again!!!!