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Orrex

(66,979 posts)
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:00 AM 23 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Neck rotted all the way through, decapitating him?

Fell from the bow of the Titanic with his longtime friend and associate?

Torn to shreds by the families of soldiers killed in Iran when they find out how many of them there are?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 23 hrs ago OP
This is taking too long malaise 22 hrs ago #1
Does he even need a head? Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #27
Diaper rash, leading to skin breakdown, leading to infection and sepsis? QueerDuck 22 hrs ago #2
Did he contact it WmChris 20 hrs ago #14
"Cause of Death--his own odor!" hlthe2b 21 hrs ago #3
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 21 hrs ago #4
Soon... SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #7
Dear Goddess, PLEASE!!! niyad 20 hrs ago #17
Yes!!! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #29
I have a dream.. surfered 20 hrs ago #18
Sadly, he would take us all with him. niyad 20 hrs ago #19
I think that's his plan. surfered 19 hrs ago #20
It certainly seems to be. niyad 19 hrs ago #21
Choked trying to down the new McDonald's Big Arch Burger ? eppur_se_muova 21 hrs ago #5
Not yet, but it has to be soon. SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #6
;-{) FORE! Goonch 21 hrs ago #8
Omg! 😄😄😄 electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #23
This is my most favorite daily DU Thread.... FarPoint 21 hrs ago #9
Every day he's more dead than before. Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago #10
But yet, not enough! WestMichRad 21 hrs ago #11
But he's still moving around and making sounds with his face. Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #28
Excellent possibilities today. AllyCat 21 hrs ago #12
I'm just saying JustAnotherGen 21 hrs ago #13
Leading the boots-on-the-ground in Iran. no_hypocrisy 20 hrs ago #15
No but malaise 20 hrs ago #16
Nope, BUT we are closer than we bluestarone 19 hrs ago #22
No cheering out my windows yet. Sigh.... electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #24
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 15 hrs ago #25
Excellent! City Lights 15 hrs ago #26
I'm with you Lady Gaga‼️✊🏽 LetMyPeopleVote 12 hrs ago #30

niyad

(131,779 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:19 AM
21 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

eppur_se_muova

(41,734 posts)
5. Choked trying to down the new McDonald's Big Arch Burger ?
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:25 AM
21 hrs ago

Ten dollars well spent, says I.

FarPoint

(14,710 posts)
9. This is my most favorite daily DU Thread....
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:39 AM
21 hrs ago

I find the suggestions most satisfying....

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