I need a Kristi Gnome for my garden ...

[DURHAM D]

my old scarecrow has fallen apart.

Have you seen any for sell?

[mr715]

1. Don't want any dogs to visit?

https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/

[DURHAM D]

2. Thanks - I had not seen that. nt

[Emile]

3. My neighbor had a dog that liked

doing doughnuts in my freshly tilled vegetable garden. That was many years ago. I don't miss that dog, lol.

[Norrrm]

4. Maybe they could build a bridge for her to hide under.

[Tasmanian Devil]

5. Coffee cup perhaps?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4441836271/kristi-gnome-noem-color-accent-mug



Or perhaps just a sticker, maybe attach to a standard mini tombstone...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4467200587/gnome-noem-im-fired-stickers-political

[DURHAM D]

6. Perfect

I will check at Dollar Tree - they have more gnomes than anyone.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Not in my garden

Bad juju