I CERTAINLY HOPE that NO ONE is going to WRITE DISRESPECTFUL THINGS on the new dollar bills with Trump's signature

[Miles Archer]

You all seem like reasonable, enlightened, respectful people. It's for this reason that I IMPLORE YOU to NOT WRITE the following on the new Trump dollar bills when they arrive.

PLEASE DO NOT WRITE THINGS under his signature like:

"I moved on her like a b*tch, but I couldn’t get there"

"I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait."

"And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

"Grab them by the p****. You can do anything."

"I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy."

"He even likes beautiful women as much as I do, many of them on the younger side."

TOGETHER, we can hold our heads high as we refuse to do things like disrespectfully writing any of the quotes I've shared here on the new Trump dollar bills.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Walleye]

1. Getting my sharpie ready

[niyad]

2. Are the little rubber stanps that read "pedo", or "rapist" or "traitot"

or "murderer" count, since one is not actually "writing"?

[Jilly_in_VA]

7. I wish

that my friend who owned a rubber stamp company was still alive. He could make bank on those.....

[niyad]

12. I am going to check at the hobby stores. See if they still have the

stamp kit where one could pop the letters in and out. One kit, many words.

[nuxvomica]

19. I bought one of those stamp kits in the 1970s

I used it to stamp every piece of currency with "STOP CHIMP EXPERIMENTS". It worked! They stopped in 2015.

[MontanaMama]

27. EXCELLENT idea.

Most excellent!!!!

[LearnedHand]

3. "Pedophile in Chief"

[LearnedHand]

4. I don't think he understands what he's setting up by doing this

He’s providing every person a billboard on which to convey exactly how popular he is not. And those messages will circulate to others. I love it.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. A simple "FUCK" in front of his signature seems appropriate.

[J_William_Ryan]

6. "dollar bills with Trump's signature"

Another good reason to go cashless.

[ColoringFool]

8. I'm Rather Partial To Drawing A Well-Known Moustache, IYKWIM.....

AITYD.

Link to tweet

[a kennedy]

9. I'm gonna just write paedophile!!!!!!!!

[dflprincess]

22. My cousin has announced she will order us stamps that say "Pedophile"

And extra red ink for them.

[CousinIT]

10. "PEDOPHILE, CRIMINAL"

Near or under his name in a Sharpie.

Done.

[SergeStorms]

25. Directly over his name....

would be best, IMO. Not seeing "that person's" name on our currency at all suits me better.

[CousinIT]

37. I got my red Sharpies ready to go! n/t

[Turbineguy]

11. An excellent suggestion!

[niyad]

13. At first, I was simply going to refuse any biill that had his name on it,

but this will be more fun.

[StarryNite]

24. I was going to mark through his name.

but this will be a lot more fun.

[Conjuay]

14. I would never do something that vulgar

I'm just going to give each and every one of them the Russian/hooker/ pee tape treatment.

[electric_blue68]

15. Oh! Heaven forbid...

Hmmmmm.....

[tanyev]

16. The Beast of the Sea Rev. 13

[Vinca]

17. A brilliant, BRILLIANT suggestion! In permanent ink.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. Or, as the old joke goes

“Hey pal, can you change a five?”.

[paleotn]

20. When I first read about Shitler's sig on currency I immediately thought.....

.....of Magats screaming "you're defacing the currency!!!!!!!!" Some of the more pithy and creative ones will become collectors items. Remember you heard it here first.

[Norbert]

21. I own a Sharpie too

It strikes out a signature really well.

[markodochartaigh]

23. Back a few years ago I bought a stamp of Harriet Tubman

to stamp over Jackson's face on the twenty dollar bill. If I recall the treasury was going to change the portrait but Trump's Secretary of the Treasury, Steve "The Bankruptcy King" Mnuchin stopped the change. I think that under President Biden the change was rescheduled for 2030.

Also, one of my pet peeves. Trump made Steve Mnuchin, the Foreclosure King, Secretary of the Treasury, and Wilbur Ross The Bankruptcy King, Secretary of Commerce. And there was complete silence. Silence from the media, silence from the public. Sometimes I wonder if we deserve what we are getting.

[snot]

26. Fwiw, here are some comments I saw today on a conservative/libertarian site:

I think he should rename the Lincoln memorial after himself too.
probably the Vietnam wall
and McDonalds

McDonnie’s

Trump already thinks it was named after him

“I’m signing an executive order today, the world will now be called Planet Trump.”

(at https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trump-put-his-signature-us-dollar-bills-breaking-tradition-1861 )

Made me lol; gives me hope. (I always find it worth listening to what people outside of your own tribe are saying to each other.)

In a related vein, I still own one of these stamps designed for use in Ben & Jerry's anti-Citizens United campaign:

[The Animator]

28. Just draw a big black rectangle over his name

Like it’s been redacted.

[Easterncedar]

29. I want dime-sized stickers with FDR's face on them

So we can fix the new ones, goddammit.

[ChicagoTeamster]

30. They can always be used to cover the bush in pornographic images

[twodogsbarking]

31. Altering his nose to look like a tiny penis isn't my plan. Honest.

[Joinfortmill]

32. Oh, boy. Yup, gonna do it.

[sunflowerseed]

33. All mine will be redacted!!

[2naSalit]

34. I think I'm going to take a big rubbery eraser...

And carve it to say pedophile and stamp it over his name on every one of these I get, in RED ink! Might get a few erasers so I have a variety.

[SeattleVet]

35. I'm just going to go over it with a Sharpie.

It seems like he really likes to have his name redacted.

[Wednesdays]

36. K, R, and B

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