Trump breaks EVERY RULE that stands in his way. He can BREAK the one about his son LURCH being too tall to fight in Iran

[Miles Archer]

Seriously.

If we put "boots on the ground" in Iraq, I want two of those boots to belong to Barron FUCKING Trump.

[Walleye]

1. He can afford a tailor to customize the uniforms

Of course, looking at Trump the father it’s obvious he doesn’t believe in paying tailors to do anything. If it weren’t for his height, he would come up with bone spurs or something no Trump has ever going to defend this country like regular American do.

[niyad]

2. The "silent service" and pilots are the only ones where that really applies,

from what I understand.

[Bluetus]

3. David Robinson was able to serve.

And he is 7' 1"

[niyad]

4. I do not know who he is, or in which branch he served. I do know

that even as a military dependent, and later, when I worked with the military, there were some VERY tall members. At least two whom I knew personally had to have their uniforrms specially tailored.

[Bluetus]

5. He is an NBA hall-of-fame basketball player (and Olympic too)

who suspended his basketball career for 2 years to serve active duty in the Navy.

[niyad]

6. Thank you. I do not follow any sports, although I might recognize

one or two names. For example, I do know who that asshole tiger woods is. I see he wrecked another car.

[Ilsa]

7. Robinson graduated from the Naval Academy.

Midshipmen are required to do military service for the education, if I'm not mistaken.

But yes, David Robinson is a patriotic American.

[Bluetus]

8. Correct. He had 2 years of mandatory service. However,

under the circumstances, I bet the Pentagon would have worked out a deal if he was willing to be a PR spokesman for the Navy for several years. As far as I know, he never asked for any special treatment.