Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out before he could pardon his accomplices?

Coronary because the media dared to focus briefly on Artemis II instead of on him and his tantrums?

Stomped his swollen feet so hard that the earth split open and swallowed him whole?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) ZAPPED

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Sorry if this has already been posted. Dorothy gets all the credit.

[FarPoint]

13. Yea.....

i am at this level of hope....

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Ordered KFC

and choked on a chicken bone.

[jfz9580m]

4. The rare chicken that did not die in vain

Okay that is a terrible joke, but the general population is restive..

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

9. PLEASE!!!

[SheltieLover]

10. Ikr? Rfn!!!

[surfered]

15. I have a dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[twodogsbarking]

6. Fell off of the 25cent horsie outside the super market.

Best money ever spent.

[LymphocyteLover]

14. LMAO!!! There's something I haven't thought of for a while. That would be awesome.

[SheltieLover]

7. Fatal neck injury from flip-flopping between Iran war & eps?

[hlthe2b]

11. "He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..."

...and he knows better than to make us ALL MAD! That knowledge and the subconscious fear leads to stress and that stress leads to... (well you know). He's a goner!"

[malaise]

12. No but

The survivors of Bestie Jeffrey et al can’t wait for the dam to break
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221165050

[Tanuki]

16. Oscar Wilde ftw:

Link to tweet

[I_UndergroundPanther]

17. Rolled

Rolled over by a steam roller one of the big ones. It would be painful and slow and he would be forced to finally eat his own shit then die.