Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ruptured transverse colon caused by Roberts crawling even farther up his ass?

Disintegrated from orbit by UFOs eager to keep their secrets?

Then The Lord did wax wroth and cast down his golden idol upon him and his unholy holey ground?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event .

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) AFTERLIFE

[twodogsbarking]

3. Here comes his nineteenth nervous breakdown. No little yellow pills left.

[Harker]

4. That would be nice.

[Dulcinea]

5. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[niyad]

7. LOVED "the unholy holey ground" !!!

[Orrex]

8. lol!