"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you"

[niyad]

Seen on a t-shirt.

[walkingman]

1. Excellent - I'll remember that as a niyad quote ☮

[niyad]

2. Alas, I cannot take credit for it. Saw it on a t-shirt.

[SSJVegeta]

3. Ya but she really did.

We are married with 5 kids

[niyad]

4. Snicker!!!

[rubbersole]

5. Hers?

[SSJVegeta]

6. Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club

I asked why am I paying child support when we are married? She didnt answer but gave me a free lap dance.

[rubbersole]

7. Even the redheaded boy who won't stop eating his boogers?

[SSJVegeta]

8. They are all in their 20s even tho I met Sugarpie Cookie last month.

[rubbersole]

10. Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form?

[SSJVegeta]

11. ....both?

[SSJVegeta]

14. Jokes aside strippers are a noble profession and pole dancing is a legitimate sport.

[cayugafalls]

19. Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective.

I lived in the adult district in tampa...never would I have thought stripping was a noble profession.

Living n the projects, I had friends who decided that the noble profession was so great they killed themselves.

There are WAY more broken, abused and drug addicted people in the adult club business, as a matter of fact, that industry preys on the abused, confused and misused people to entertain the ever changing sick clientele.

The stories I could tell would shock and horrify everyone on this board.

Perhaps, I am biased...

Peace

[SSJVegeta]

24. The customers not so much. Many mangers either.

The profession could use an enormous renovation starting with what the workers themselves would want.

[NNadir]

9. I want one.

[Cirsium]

12. A politician?

They aren't too expensive.

[NNadir]

13. The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect...

...them like baseball cards.

[Cirsium]

15. Sad, but true

...

[niyad]

16. Just google "idolizing a politician t-shirt". Available many places!

[NNadir]

20. So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day.

[niyad]

21. Sounds like a few hints might be in order.

[NNadir]

25. I don't hint. I'm explicit.

[niyad]

26. That certainly eliminates confusion.

[Jacson6]

17. ROFLMAO!

[catrose]

18. This

[twodogsbarking]

22. The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene.

If someone posted this earlier I salute you.

[LoisB]

23. That is a really good one.

[mr715]

27. Absolutely true.

Although I'd say a prostitute is more accurate.

Politicians are vehicles for policy outcomes, nothing more. None of them should be judged on anything other than their ability to deliver for the people they represent.