Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mysteriously stomped flat by a huge green foot?

Passed out and hit his head after standing for a long time--like five minutes?

Collapsed and stroked out because his endlessly coddled & pampered life is so much harder than farmers' lives?


Just fucking died already? Please?

[MiHale]

1. Literally forgot how to breathe...🤞...

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) ADDERALL FATAL OVERDOSE

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Went to the Kennedy center to stop them

taking his name off the building. Caused such a disruption a worker dropped the T and it impaled him.

[SheltieLover]

4. Mistaken for a screw worm & eliminated by exterminator?

Fatal hard fall while snoozed out during meeting?

Plowed under by angry farmers?

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[IronLionZion]

7. Can we send him out to work in the farm fields this summer?

he can pick vegetables since immigrants keep stealing migrant farm worker jobs.

[Blue Owl]

27. Just tell Farmer Brown there's a pedo stalker in the corn field

[Aviation Pro]

8. Dunked on simultaneously

By KAT and Wemby.

[hlthe2b]

9. Dying with envy when he sees this guy's teeth (as his own cosmetic dentistry is failing)...

[Blue Owl]

24. He didn't check Trivago

[MustLoveBeagles]

37. Much better teeth than the president

[dalton99a]

10. Kick

[niyad]

12. Whatever time, whatever I am doing!

[RandomNumbers]

31. I need to remember to put in my advance medical directive

that any DNR is temporarily rescinded if TSF dies or is imminently dying. In that case they are to use all possible measures to make me conscious enough to realize the great event, and provide some means of celebration for at least a few moments.

[niyad]

33. A most excellent point!

[Ocelot II]

32. I will probably be awakened by all the singing and partying out in the street.

Which reminds me, I need to buy a vuvuzela.

[niyad]

34. As long as you do not use it in my neighborhood! But. . . . should your

neighborhood happen to be infested with magats, I just read some studies that show the vuvuzela is a transmission vector for germs, etc. A person with respiratory problems blowing into one of those can spread contaminates that hang in the air for hours.

Of course, there is always the digeridoo, bizarre yet fascinating.

[electric_blue68]

39. Baahahahaaaaa!

[no_hypocrisy]

11. This

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HKD8J4_bMAAsX8w?format=jpg&name=large

[niyad]

13. EXACTLY!!!

[twodogsbarking]

14. Professing to be greater than FDR he recreates the fireside chats and burns down the remaining White House

structure. Engulfed in flames he is heard screaming "I'm melting" and orange smoke can be seen from space. The National Guard was swimming in the reflecting pool and missed it all.

[Blue Owl]

28. Envisioning a smoldering pile that used to be tRump

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. Cankles are festering and puss filled

Only a matter of time.

[Dulcinea]

17. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Liberal In Texas]

18. Still meaningful today...

[niyad]

20. I like this version, but prefer the one "Live at Joe's Pub". Lizzie was even

more amazing there.

Of course, I also love her "I'd Rather Be Burnedd As A Witch". Was not familiar with that song.

[malaise]

19. No but

Power is finally back here so I can celebrate live if today is the day😀
Eight days to 80 - come on brothers and Bestie Jeffrey. Summon the monster😀

[niyad]

21. So very glad power has been restored. I hope the rest of your day

goes better. May it be that today is the day.

[malaise]

22. Thanks

Have a great weekend 😀

[electric_blue68]

40. Thank goodness you all have power again!

Been in 3 NYC blackouts!

[surfered]

23. Scotty, when told Trump isn't dead yet...

[MustLoveBeagles]

38. Upvote for Scotty!

[surfered]

42. Aye Captain!

[Blue Owl]

25. Lynched by the entire population of NYC at the Knicks game

[Ocelot II]

26. I have to wonder whether at some point he will fall asleep while standing up, and then collapse

like a deflating soufflé. He doesn't stand as much any more, though. He was seated at the "round table" in Wisconsin which wasn't a round table because nobody spoke but him, and that was unusual.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. We all are waiting to celebrate

[dalton99a]

35. +1

[electric_blue68]

41. Truth! 😄

[struggle4progress]

36. He's in that reconstituted stage where he stumbles around, searching for brains to devour

[BWdem4life]

43. Someday your post will have 5,000 recs

That's when I'll know.