I have resolved today to buy a Trump death wine.

[mr715]

For to open when it happens.

I've always assumed I'd have something on hand, but I've decided to dedicate a bottle of alcohol expressly and only to be consumed upon the occasion of Trump's death.

Now, have to decide if I want good value red or good timing white.

[Ohio Joe]

1. I have a nice bottle of Tito's vodka

Great stuff, very clean and very tasty 👍🏻

[mcar]

2. I drank mine last year

Feared it would go to vinegar. I'll get a nice one when the time comes.

[DBoon]

3. an American boutique winery should make a "Trump Death Wine"

maybe a high quality sparkling wine just for opening on that glorious day

[Sneederbunk]

4. I have an airhorn handy.

[Blue Owl]

5. Goddamn I can't wait to raise that glass.....

[Wonder Why]

6. Check out this site for an excellent selection of wines to honor the future departed.

https://winedisruptors.com/2025-top-20-worst-wines-of-the-year/