What to do if you get a personal letter from JD Vance

[spooky3]

Post by @delstonejr

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[vapor2]

1. hahaha. I got one from Erika Kirk

Write F you and return to sender

[popsdenver]

10. You should have returned it to her

and asked how much..................

[malaise]

2. ROFL

😂😂😂

[dave99]

3. burn it to insure all bad vibes are gone

[dickthegrouch]

4. Write back, postage due

With the message
The only thing any republican will ever get from me is my utter contempt.

[Retrograde]

8. Don't bother writing

I just send them back - postage is the same for an empty envelope. Sometimes I put some of the propaganda in it, if it doesn't have any identifying info. Or send back some flyers from local elections - anything to make them waste time and money opening the envelopes

[Enter stage left]

5. Don't tear it up, after reading and using it...

Flush it!

[Retrograde]

9. Bad for the pipes

and sewage treatment centers. Makes OK mulch, usually, if you shred it.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. Makes good dog poop scooper too!

[William Gustafson]

7. You know all the junk mail you get.....

If there is a prepaid envelope that comes with JD's mail, stuff it with your junk mail, just make sure your name isn't on anything.... They pay by the weight of the mail, so the more you can get into it, the better...

Just my little way of saying "F*ck Off!!!".... in a way that cost them money...

[popsdenver]

11. Back in the day,

We used to glue the front of the post paid envelope to a brick wrapped in plain brown kraft paper.........

[reACTIONary]

12. Yep!

[Blue Owl]

13. Could always stash it in the bathroom drawer closest to the toilet

In case you run out of TP….