Elect me to Congress. I can get rid of Trump in one bill.

[jmowreader]

We will title it the Gravy Train Termination Act of 2027.

1. Any president wishing to spend time in a property that he personally owns shall provide nonconsumable items, to wit Lodging, Golf Cart Rentals, Greens Fees or any other item of a similar nature at no cost to the government.

2. No government agency will contract with the president or any member of his family for the provision of goods or services. The employment of any relative of the president is grounds for disqualifying a private-sector firm from government acquisition contracting.

3. Any consumable item used by government employees during a stay detailed in Paragraph 1 will be purchased directly from the vendor with government funds, and at no time will any agency owned, controlled or otherwise affiliated with the president or his family sell any consumable item to the government.

4. The Secret Service shall monitor utilities utilization, including but not limited to electricity, natural gas, water, sewer and garbage service, and shall directly reimburse the utility.

5. Any government official utilizing taxpayer-funded transportation for official travel shall not participate in personal or recreational activities during said travel.

[Orrex]

1. I was hoping that the bill would involve a catapult and a volcano

but your ideas are pretty good, too!

[efhmc]

3. And to whom are you going to submit this and also do you have a really good lawyer?

[debsy]

10. 😂😂😂

[dlk]

2. Good idea

It would require strong enforcement with stiff penalties, as well. If it doesn’t hurt, it’s not really worth the paper it’s written on.

[MadameButterfly]

7. The penalties could fund a lot of lost revenue

[dlk]

9. A good place to start

n/t

[Martin68]

4. Those are the terms every president before Trump abided by, and I thought they were required by law. Cons are experts

at finding loopholes in the law and have no qualms about breaking every social convention that gets in their way.

[RockCreek]

5. 6. This is retroactive

Estates, family, benefactors, etc are also liable to pay past expenses, damages, and accrued profits.
(can't let him and his clan get off the hook by dying)

[dave99]

6. THIS is what is needed. Get them OUT OF OFFICE too

[FBaggins]

13. That would take a constitutional amendment

Which would be even less likely that getting a law like this enacted in the first place

[Jacson6]

8. Put down the bowl and take a nap.

Honestly!

[FBaggins]

12. What? You don't think he'll sign it?

[FakeNoose]

11. I've got a faster way to get rid of him