Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Run over while trying to stop a mail truck?

Fell out of the sky while enjoying his future library?

Expired during session with his hospice nurse?


Just fucking died already, for any reason at all?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. July 4th, he's speaking outside for 2 hours

during a heat wave over a swamp.

I’m taking bets.

[LymphocyteLover]

5. Hopes and prayers!

[Grim Chieftain]

16. That would be perfect karma, on so many levels

Bring it on.

[Donman]

32. Yawn! Go back to sleep.

[WestMichRad]

2. Done in by explosive diarrhea while orating for hours on July 4?

Now that would be a spectacle worthy of a magnificent fireworks show!

[QueerDuck]

3. Heat stroke?

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) THIS

[malaise]

6. No but

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I’m hoping for a “Qatarstrophe” on that big plane or on the way up or down those stairs.😀

[Wicked Blue]

23. Rigged new AF1

Possibly programmed to dump him in an unspeakable and unreachable location. Top of Mt. Everest might be ideal.

[malaise]

7. Fell out of the sky while enjoying his future library?

Great minds think alike 😂😂

[LymphocyteLover]

8. I'm pulling for the hand rot

oh my goodness -- it looks like the rot on Trump's hand is now rotting 😳

(Andrew Harnik/Getty)

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-07-01T16:32:07.577Z

[SocialDemocrat61]

9. Tried to climb the Empire State Building

but the biplanes got him.

[GreenWave]

10. Wig flew off during wind storm, got to running after it, Siren Head got him.

[twodogsbarking]

11. He ain't ded yet but they should be picking out a KKKoffin.

[SheltieLover]

12. Not yet, but here's hoping this is our lucky day!

[surfered]

17. We're all hoping for that glorious day..

[SheltieLover]

29. The whole world is!!!

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

18. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

31. With much anticipation!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

30. Hold the vision!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

14. Thought Oman had gifted him Royal (Golden) Candles for Mar-a-Lago...

Freaked out when he realized it was two dozen Royal CAMELS for Mar-a-Lago seaside (and they have some major demands as to WHERE and HOW they sleep--Melania may well be losing her private space)

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaah

Love it 😂

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. That's cool 😎

The camel 🐪 is catching some rays and waves.

[malaise]

36. Congrats on your 25th DU Anniversary

[hlthe2b]

37. Aww, thank you malaise

and for all those years here together! We aren't old, though are we? LOL

[malaise]

38. More like ancient

[hlthe2b]

39. Tell me about it...

LOL

[jls4561]

19. Tried to sneak into the Swift/Kelce wedding at MSG. Security turned him over to a mob of angry fans gathered outside.

Angry fans used him to find out whether the rumors of alligators in the sewers were true.

“Damn!” said the Florida alligators, “We called dibs.”

[malaise]

35. Hehehe

Love it 😂

[Blue Owl]

20. Clipped in two by his giant novelty ribbon-cutting scissors

[GopherGal]

33. Fatally stabbed

by ribbon-cutting scissors he slipped in his jacket pocket and stole from the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library.

Toxicology report on the gold plating on said scissors is still pending.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Happy Thought of the Day

[underpants]

22. 🙏

Link to tweet

?s=46

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. Lol

Here's hoping.

[RandomNumbers]

26. Blew off his hand playing with fireworks and bled to death?

[Delarage]

28. I'm hoping

For an errant firework tomorrow.

[KS Toronado]

27. Even Charlie wants to know

[electric_blue68]

34. Ah, I hadn't read the post about the fake library books on the Qatari plane yet.

Would work for me! 👍😄