Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Run over by a canoe?

Physician, heal thyself?

Caught a mild case of death?


Just fucking died? Please?

[Coldwater]

1. No but

[malaise]

4. Hahaha

Four on the 4th has a nice ring to it 😀

[SheltieLover]

2. Fatally struck by garbage flying off the poorly built performance stage at redneck 250 venue?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221344731

Crushed under his collapsing arch?
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221342330

Suffocated from fireworks hazardous air pollution?

https://democraticunderground.com/10143688181

Shit his brains out fron cyclospora?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143688187

Died of rabies aftet awakening with president steve over his nose & mouth?

President steve, so upset over scRotus's birthright citizenship ruling, he refused to use the litterbox
( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221342052 ) & landed on alob's face - covering his nose & mouth. Close contact with the rabid bat resulted in slob dying, days later, of rabies
( https://www.democraticunderground.com/114239513 )

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Ouch!! You brought the receipts this morning, gf!! 😃🤓🥰

[SheltieLover]

13. Always! Lol

💞

[littlemissmartypants]

17. 💞

[surfered]

30. Death by exploding diarrhea is my favorite.

[SheltieLover]

38. Yes! Any of these wonderful daily offerings would work!

Whatever puts "it" o I t of our misery is my fav.

If not today, maybe tomorrow amidst all the pollution while blathering aimlessly?

[surfered]

39. 🙏

[SheltieLover]

41. Yup

🙏

[malaise]

44. Love it

😀

[SheltieLover]

45. 🤣

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) STROKE OF GENIUS

[malaise]

5. Is it over yet?

You win.

[Ocelot II]

31. He'll probably speak from some safe, shaded, air-conditioned shelter

while his cult members stand on the lawn and bake - lawn chairs, umbrellas and picnic blankets having been prohibited. One way to cull the herd , I guess.

[Orrex]

47. Perhaps from his crypt or an undisclosed mausoleum

[malaise]

6. No but

He may burn down DC on Saturday night

[littlemissmartypants]

12. What Republicans call, "Finishing the job."

[SheltieLover]

14. Precisely!

[littlemissmartypants]

18. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

20. 💞💞💞

[jimmil]

7. Perhaps a Go Fund Me? N/T

[mopinko]

8. is mitch dead?

i’m guessing yes, actually. somewhere he’s on life support, in a vegetative state.
read here yesterday that he got cpr when they came and got him. iow, he was dead. contrary to what we see on the teevee, cpr only rarely works. they reanimated him. we can keep a corpse “alive” these days, but if u have anyone who cares about u, they soon pull the plug.

i want to see some proof of life. and by that, i mean more than a blipping brain wave.

[Goonch]

15. ;-{) THIS

[twodogsbarking]

28. The same 22 doctors that said Trump is healthy are also saying that Mitch is alive. Hmmm.

[hlthe2b]

9. Times a' comin, Orange One...

[MustLoveBeagles]

48. Yikes 😳

[littlemissmartypants]

16. 🌞Good morning!

With him, Mitch and anyone else who would you add to the "threesome? threefer?

I'm thinking maybe, Putin? But I really can't decide.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

19. Pootin, bibi, & every ruskie ASSet in our govt. Every. Single. One!

💞

[niyad]

23. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

24. Extend it to include all ruskie ASSets everywhere

Time to call Moose & Squirrel!

[niyad]

27. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

29. Great minds...

[niyad]

22. krasnov, mcturtle, putler, bibi, and leon skum. a nice quintet to start.

[niyad]

21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

25. Here's to hoping today is the fortunate day!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

26. May it be so!!! hmmm, Taylor Swift is getting married tonight, and he

is not invited...

[surfered]

32. And after he's gone, there will be...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

33. Well, if he takes key enabling figures with him, yes.

I dream of a massive lightning strike with Trump in a chain holding hands with at least two dozen of his worst aids and advisors.

And then, those blue skies will appear!

[generalbetrayus]

34. With all the wildfires in Colorado and nearby Utah, the sky hasn't looked that blue

in days here.

[niyad]

40. Even here in the Springs, we still have the smoke and haze. As much

as my eyes and throat are burning, I am so very grateful that I have no respiratory conditions. Several friends had to evacuate from the Aspen Acres Fire.

[surfered]

43. Terrible! 🙏

[surfered]

42. Sorry to hear. My parents retired to Buena Vista for their golden years.

I remember the Bailey and Glennwood Springs fires. Scary stuff.

[niyad]

46. I just talked to a friend who lives in Rye. She left with the first evac

order on Monday. This morning, sheriff/fire ordered the remaining people out, shut off power to the town. Entire Greenhorn Valley. The Aspen Acres Fire is over 50, 000 acres, zero containment, drought, wind.

[surfered]

50. I'm so sorry. I've evacuated many times for hurricanes, but fires are different. I think I've passed thru Rye.

It was one of my father’s “short cuts” driving from Texas to Buena Vista via Walsenberg. Good luck to your friend. 🙏

[niyad]

51. I heard just a bit ago that it is now some 74,000 acres, zero containment.

At least with a hurricane there is generally at least some warning. I keep thinking about the fire near Denver at the holidays, or the Paradise Fire in California. Almost no warning.

[surfered]

52. True. And hurricane forecasting has much improved. Prayers for Colorado 🙏

[niyad]

53. Thank you so much.

[generalbetrayus]

35. He's been dead for a long time now. His speech patterns are proof that he is being operated by AI.

[TBF]

36. C'mon heat wave .... nt

[Wicked Blue]

37. The presidents carved on Mt. Rushmore made a secret pact

to crumble and fall on Traitor when he goes there today.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

49. Possible birthday president to the nation

[Blue Owl]

54. Ugly head cracked open by a giant hail stone in SD