Please let it happen...

[QueerDuck]

[MLWR]

1. And we all just know exactly what that means...

[EYESORE 9001]

6. Fireworks?

[niyad]

7. Oh, there will be fireworks in that happy event!

[EYESORE 9001]

8. Fireworks like no one's ever seen!

[electric_blue68]

23. Hahahahahaaaa!

[Escape]

2. Americas's independence...

from authoritarian rule. Sounds familiar.

[Wuddles440]

3. Now that's something that would definitely be worthy...

of the biggest, bestest, greatest, grandest, most awesomest, Independence Day and fireworks display ever in this nation's history!

[electric_blue68]

24. Soooo THIS! 👍😄🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆

[sdfernando]

4. It's happened before!

[Rhiagel]

29. Correctomundo. Adams, Jefferson, and Monroe.

4 for the 4th?

[MiHale]

5. KNR...🤞🙏🤞🙏

Amen!

[DeeDeeNY]

9. He won't give his speech until 9:45 pm. Very disappointing.

By then the temp will be much cooler.

[Wiz Imp]

17. The forecasted Temperature at 9:00 pm is 94 degrees and at 10:00 pm, 92 degrees

That is really damn hot and not what I would characterize as "much cooler". The forecasted high for the day is 101.

[DeeDeeNY]

22. Thanks for the good news.

Great to hear!

[Goonch]

10. ;-{) THIS

[QueerDuck]

18. Great cartoon, but the artist had not heard that umbrellas and chairs are not allowed on the mall.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/life/holidays/no-coolers-or-folding-chairs-cant-bring-to-4th-of-july-fireworks-washington-monument/65-325c42b7-33d1-49e9-b5b8-412d362b6d0e

No coolers or folding chairs | Here's what you can't bring to 4th of July fireworks at the Washington Monument

Drink tumblers, skateboards, balls and frisbees are also prohibited from the Fourth of July fireworks celebration at the Washington Monument.

[Goonch]

20. ;-{)........

Political cartoons do not have to be factually accurate because they are legally protected forms of opinion, satire, and rhetorical hyperbole. They use intentional exaggeration, distortion, and metaphor rather than literal truth to deliver a critique.

[QueerDuck]

21. Thanks for clearing that up for me. 🙄😂🤣

[MadameButterfly]

25. Wow. Who can set out into a city on a hot day

without any of that stuff? Will there be anybody dedicated enough to come?

[KS Toronado]

11. I'm hoping he can't make it through his 2 hour speech he plans on giving

tomorrow night. Let all MAGAts see how weak & frail he really is.

[llmart]

14. His handlers will have him so doped on uppers.

This is how he's gotten through his long-winded/no substance bloviations before, but maybe - just maybe, they'll give him one too many and he'll keel over from the combination of heat stroke and od'ing.

[Easterncedar]

12. Interesting to imagine the drugs needed to prop him up

The conversations among the staff must be hilariously panicked

[irisblue]

13. Maybe a 2 fer again? 🐢

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

15. It turns out the Revolution was not what it was all cracked up to be.

[lastlib]

16. Again, a minority view.....

I don't want him to die on the Fourth, besmirching our national birthday with his passing. His cult will use it to turn him into a "martyr," for lack of a better word. They'll see it as a sign from heaven of his "greatness," and make him into a demigod. I don't want them to have that, so no, I don't want him to die on the Fourth.

I'll take the Fifth, however.....!

[QueerDuck]

19. Ha! I see what you did there!

[MadameButterfly]

27. The martyr thing is a real concern

He's in poor health and might die before his reputation is sufficiently ruiined. We only turn this thing around if Republicans turn against him. That doesn't happen if he is made saint.

There is the remote possiblility that once he can't threatened people's careers (because he is dead) or rally MAGA's to make death threats, that Republicans will come out of the woodwork to oppose his takover of democracy. But I wouldn't count on it.

It's stunning how early in Hitler's reign his generals were trying to murder him. There really was no other way to oppose Hitler. We still have freedom of the press and maybe a democracy (the midterms will tell) but Republicans in office pretty much aren't free to oppose Trump without losing their jobs, and having their lives and families threatened.

Had early Hitler assassination attempts succeeded, it might have save millions of lives. Or he might have been made a martyr.

[Vogon_Glory]

26. I'd settle for Bastille Day

That’s on July 14th.

[lastlib]

28. Join the Pool with No Algae!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221336702

[Norrrm]

30. Fiddler on the Roof - The czar will die on a holiday

The czar will die on a holiday.
How do you know hf will die on a holiday?
Any day the czar dies will be a holiday.

[Blue Owl]

31. Yes!