Today's 100% Indisputable, Incontrovertible, Irrefutable, Completely Unquestionable FACT.

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[Goonch]

1. ;-{) THIS

[Dave Id]

4. That poor plant being molested

probably wanted to puke.

[GiqueCee]

6. WAIT A MINUTE!

Where are all the cheesy, gold-painted gew-gaws plastered on every available surface? Is this a contest to see which one stinks the most? My money's on the thing in ill-fitting suit.

[ChicagoTeamster]

2. They also had a BBQ rib fest in DC the week before and that was heavily attended as well

[3catwoman3]

3. OMG, that is really funny.😆

[debsy]

5. 😂😂😂😂😂

Hilarious!

[niyad]

7. One tiny quibble in that brilliant piece. It is the "freedom 250", not the

"America 250" (that would have been the one expertly run by the Smithsonian).

[Igel]

12. I assume that's where all the crowd are? n/t

[malaise]

8. Damn this is perfect

Rec

[mcar]

9. Great analogy

The U.S. Botanical Center is awesome, BTW. We were there at Christmas, when it was very cold. And yes, way more people attended than trump's 250 scam.

[dalton99a]

10. Kick

[Wounded Bear]

11. Disgusting, but they have a point...

[Blue Owl]

13. Walking sack of diarrhea consumed by man-eating plant

[mercuryblues]

14. One is a stinking pile of shit

The other is a plant.

[Faux pas]

15. BRA EFFING VO