Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Someone sapped and impurified all of his precious bodily fluids?

Died in a geoengineered heat wave?

Blew his own empty head off with a roman candle misfire?


Just fucking died already, for pity's sake?

[hlthe2b]

1. Oh, does this guy know something we don't?

(we can only hope--and share that joy!)

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. I hope so!

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. Plenty of time left today for the fortunate event to occur!

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) RUSHMORE FAILED FOLLY FATAL

[niyad]

4. Thank you for including the Indigenous peoples. I would not be

surpised if The Six Grandfathers made their opinions known about that lying, thieving pos.

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Loved the fireworks last night

and wanted to know how they worked so he looked in one of the cannons, it didn't end well.

[MiHale]

6. Misquoted the Constitution...

Tripped up by his own words he fell face first into a puddle of his sweat and other bodily fluids that leak from him …and drowned.

[surfered]

7. It's Sunday. Let us pray...

Amen

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. We are all looking forward to trump's funeral

[SheltieLover]

9. Sadly, apparently not, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur today!

[Joinfortmill]

11. Closer than we think, I suspect.

[Orrex]

19. But still not close enough

[twodogsbarking]

12. He seems past due for his 7th annual physical this year. I'm sure he is fine though.

[republianmushroom]

13. 86-47

[twodogsbarking]

14. times 2 (billion)

[KS Toronado]

16. Fill in the blanks

[electric_blue68]

17. Snort!

[electric_blue68]

18. Its Still only 4:48PM. 7 hrs left of opportunities!