I'm in a down mood today, and I found this meme even more appealing than usual.

[generalbetrayus]

[ornotna]

1. Are you kidding

You wouldn’t be given the choice.

Expect Kash to be knocking on your door.

[Beartracks]

6. Right? So the answer is: Hide.

[True Dough]

2. I send him

a condolences card, with a BIG hand-drawn smiley face next to my name.

[Norrrm]

3. Melania has a couple of new ones. Use those.

[Talitha]

8. Nicely played!!!!

[Intractable]

4. I would bravely, selflessly, and altruistically kill myself to save the world.

At least that's how I would make it appear.

In reality, I would disappear into the crowd, run, hide, cower, and emigrate, while still getting credit for saving the world.

[Norrrm]

9. Disappear? Cover yourself with Epstein files.

[2naSalit]

5. I might do it IFF...

He gives every dime he claims to a non-profit that I set up and that, should I die, my instructions for use of the money be put into action. This NGO would use the money for programs to end poverty and hunger.

Then I might consider it... maybe.

[EarthFirst]

7. I wouldn't donate a drowned sewer rat to save his life...

…much less one of my own healthy; very capable vital organs to keep him alive.

[LeftInTX]

10. This would not cheer me up

Because it's not based on reality.

[Prairie_Seagull]

11. Now or after the midterms?

The question infers now, in which case not sorry.

If on the other hand it's after the midterms well...how much? and i am going to need a lot of xanex and I am thinking 500 million.

I think it would be nice if he suffered in prison.

[Timewas]

12. Adios n/t