I fantasize about gluing his lips together.

[milestogo]

Stitches, duct tape, superglue... whatever works.

[LeftinOH]

1. Someday, maybe soon.. a mortician will do exactly that.

[harumph]

2. He'd never take a shit again.

[ahnakneemoose]

3. Non-absorbable sutures or surgical staples would work as well (n/t)

[Haggard Celine]

4. I pray for his fingers to fall off and his tongue to fall out.

[milestogo]

5. He was ranting on and on this morning at a press conference-

going from one subject to the next. He's either on uppers or its the dementia.

[dalton99a]

6. Seen in Cleveland:

[Aristus]

7. Glue his nostrils together while you're at it.

It will make for 3-4 minutes of gruesome entertainment; then we will be rid of him.

[Blue Owl]

8. Nothing would bring me more joy than his severed head

Flanked alongside those of Leon Musk and Peter Thiel... that's my visualization therapy calming exercise go-to....

[milestogo]

9. I had a flash of these three heads being served at a fancy restaurant

and the patrons don't recognize what it is right away.

[OneGrassRoot]

10. Y'all's fantasies are tame. 🫤 n/t