White House Cookies OMG

[KS Toronado]

White House chefs even have to kiss his ass.

[3catwoman3]

1. This is soooooooooooo pathetic.

[KS Toronado]

2. Beyond pathetic

[ZDU]

21. Illness

It's a definite illness, a sickness....

[LudwigPastorius]

37. Yes, I'd say it's psychotic.

[yardwork]

3. My two year old used to photo bomb other familes' pictures.

This looks just like that.

[ahnakneemoose]

4. OMG, I Just Noticed the Airplane in the Background

[Pinback]

25. Hilarious touch.

Only thing missing was the heavenly glow emanating from Dump’s brow.

[hlthe2b]

5. If those four were still alive...

He almost certainly would be in prison... or? But, not portrayed with honor on this particular peak.

[spanone]

6. A true sick fuck.

[fargone]

7. It would provide an opportunity to bite his head off.

[Beaverhausen]

8. Memorial? So he died?

The insanity that is happening surrounding him is just mind blowing.

[Martin68]

22. Hey, he put his name on the JFK Memorial Kennedy Center. What do you expect. The most classless human being on the

planer.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. trump is NOT going to be on Mount Rushmore except in his imagination

[malaise]

10. An insecure low life

vulgarian on full display - with 34 convictions to boot.
So effin deserving

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. That's just sad

[Prairie Gates]

12. They're just trolling

We honestly don't have to have Pavlovian responses to all their trolling stupidity.

[milestogo]

13. 4 presidents saying: "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE".

Poor Lincoln.

[get the red out]

14. They had to taste like shit!

Judging by previous Trump endeavors.

[flvegan]

15. They blasted far too much flab off McTacoTits' face and neck.

Flabberblasted.

[3catwoman3]

28. I noticed that there's been "some work done" to that depiction.

[usonian]

16. More to the point.

No idea where that foreground image came from.
Background image is really real.

[vapor2]

20. Now this is funny

[usonian]

31. Thank you, enjoy.

Share!

[Kid Berwyn]

34. Build it and they will come all right.

Longest lines ever, a record that will never be broken they will say.

[usonian]

40. Some artists have exhibited their works in DC, notably the dancing twins Donald and Jeffrey.

Who will build "Mount Flushmore"?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[KS Toronado]

42. Here you go..........

This satirical display, titled "Mount Flushmore," was featured at the Seacon Square shopping mall in Bangkok,
Thailand, in September 2025

The sculpture depicts the faces of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, and Kim Jong Un, arranged in a
style reminiscent of Mount Rushmore.

[usonian]

43. Dang! I thought the phrase was original with me this morning.

Great minds ....

[Kid Berwyn]

44. "The Urinary Executive"

The Trump Final Rest Area.

World’s biggest…

[usonian]

45. Well, when he's dead and buried in a hermetically sealed coffin, we'll be rid of his

executive odors.

[Kid Berwyn]

49. Purrrfect

Burl Ives was great. “I’ve seen every kind of critter...”

[Celerity]

47. It is missing Bibi.

[usonian]

48. I BLAME THE INTERNET.

Whoever cooked up those faces left him out.

Some guy named Claude? Clyde?

[Buddyzbuddy]

17. Are Erik and Jr. on Pennsylvania selling them from their cookie stand?

[OGBuzz]

29. They'll figure out a way to fleece MAGA, just like the now worthless meme coins.

[Escape]

18. I am sure they were served with...

a lot of KoolAid..

[usonian]

32. Nothing but the "WORLD'S FINEST SUPER PREMIUM"

[appleannie1]

19. If I was a member of the media I would be afraid to eat any food item served to me by tdump or his cronies.

[BurnDoubt]

23. Fuck NO!

Somebody had to say it.

[squiregeek]

24. They have the wrong end on the rocks

It should be his other end and other side. MAGAs will climb the rock face just to kiss it.

[Seinan Sensei]

33. I'm thinking that - if done with accuracy and authenticity - you'd be able to climb to the OTHER side of Mt Rushmore,

… and see *rump’s ass-end

Complete with diapered bottom, and filled with sh*t

[joho260]

26. chocolate fudge

Fresh from you-know-where.

Could anybody Photoshop clothespins onto the other four noses?

[KS Toronado]

27. Goonch probably could.

[C_U_L8R]

30. If the ink doesn't kill you, the shitty illustration surely will.

[Vinca]

35. With Trump featured on them, I would be afraid I might catch something if I ate it.

[ChicagoTeamster]

36. If he tries to make them do that to Mt Rushmore, it could be permanently destroyed.

[TBF]

38. He should be buried there in the rocks -

good place for him. Anytime, today would work.

[TommieMommy]

39. Ewwww 🤢

[11 Bravo]

41. That is one needy motherfucker.

[ShazzieB]

46. I couldn't believe this was real at first.

It's so completely over the top, frothing at the mouth, baying at the moon, flar out insane EVEN FOR HIM that I felt like I was being pranked. I still feel that way even now, after verifying that this story is indeed all over the freaking internet.

Of course we've all known for years that he fancies adding himself to Mt. Rushmore. That's not a surprise. What's so unfathomably bizarre about this is that he evidently had these cookies served on AF1 with a completely straight face. If someone created this image as a joke, it would be as groaningly hilarious as a bad pun, and I'm sure a lot of people will try to brush it off as a joke. But it's NOT a joke. It's real. This is as absolutely deadly serious real as a heart attack. He really is THAT crazy. We must NEVER let ourselves lose sight of that fact.