My understanding as to why Grift Force One was abandoned for old Air Force One

[kairos12]

was the new airplane was found contaminated with algae.

Maybe sarcasm.

[vapor2]

1. I heard that the Secret Service suggested the switch

so what could be wrong with a $400 M jet from a foreign country??

[Ritabert]

2. Sources who should know said they didn't have time to adequately refurb it

....security-wise.

[WmChris]

4. But

They had to show it for his majesty the baby's birthday party, then they could get back to work on it. Wasting more of our taxpayer dollars so he could steal it when he leaves office.

[Ritabert]

11. Everything he does is a grift on the American taxpayer.

[Norrrm]

3. Was there a 300 ft gash on the paint job?

[struggle4progress]

5. Donnie got bored. He likes to steal a billion or two here and there but the thrill wears off pretty quick.

Then he starts gettin antsy to steal a new billion.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Dang commie nihilists peeling and eating paint chips

Trump’s whole life has been one unlikely deflection after another in pathetic hope people won’t notice what a fuckup he is.

[Wounded Bear]

7. Best example of failing up in human history...

[lame54]

8. He's a crime savant

[NightWatcher]

9. Lacked adequate security countermeasures.

He had gold leaf instead of anti missle countermeasure and radar jammers.

[C_U_L8R]

10. And the dark blue bottom makes a more distinct target.

Jackie Kennedy’s color scheme was smart, sophisticated and strategic…. Trump, always the clumsy, preening buffoon, only makes things worse.

[Mad_Machine76]

12. I found algae in my dog's outside water bowl

DAMNED ANTIFA!!!! /s