What if Kamala Harris had been elected?

[OAITW r.2.0]

Off the top of my head........

1) No tariffs.
2) No reason not to release all Epstein files.
3) No war in Iran, because Bibi had no kompromat on Kamala.
4) We support the fight in Ukraine and stopped the slaughter a year ago.
5) Canada/US/Mexico solidify our trade interdependence.

[Buzz cook]

1. Not watching an old man shit himself

.

[chicoescuela]

2. The most obvious of course

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. Lots more

East wing of the WH intact.
Reflecting pool unmolested.
Useless plane from Qatar rejected.
Rose garden unscathed.
No fugly Shitler monuments planned.
No goddamned golf course to replace DC’s cherry trees.
Medicare, SS, etc. unthreatened.
No ICE bullshit.
No Jan 6 slush fund.
Vaccines promoted.
Actual qualified cabinet members.
No shifty wars (or just the same one endlessly on and off again) contrived to make a fortune on insider trading.
Cheetoh Mussolini held accountable for something—anything—and maybe even held accountable for some of his bullshit?

Man, that’s just the tip of the iceberg… We could compile quite a list…

[Seinan Sensei]

13. Great lists!!!

More:
Uday and Qusay would have to find regular nepo-baby jobs
No Venezuela/ Nicolás Maduro
No bombing of boats in the Caribbean
No pardons for J6 insurrectionists
No pardons for Charles Kushner, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort
No pardons for dozens of others
I would never have heard of Billy Long
No DOGE
No SAVE
No jack-leg toadies in Cabinet positions
No kompromat
And, (worth listing again) Epstein files would have been released

[betsuni]

4. Lots of whining that she didn't do this, didn't do that, oh we're so "disappointed," right-wing going nuts

with the daily "Kamala!" variety grievance show. Everyone would be angry and everyone would be happy but not know it.

That's the "status quo" right there, Democrats actually governing while everyone enjoys complaining and nitpicking.

[Nasruddin]

5. A whole new generation

Of Fox Attack Blondes would have jobs!

[Skittles]

10. and the manosphere would be shitting themselves

yes indeed

[Bettie]

6. Republicans daily screaming about corruption

which is funny, because they aren't doing that now, when corruption is literally the only thing that horrible thing is good at.

[Keepthesoulalive]

7. Folks would have nitpicked everything she did

Nothing would be enough, the media the mouthpiece for the corporations would rip her to shreds. America is getting what she asked for.

[misanthrope]

8. No ICE protestors killed in Minnesota

No concentration camps.

Better AI regulation.

No overseas deaths from USAID eradication.

No Park Service cuts.

No widespread DOGE cuts.

No screw worm invasion.

No measles resurgence.

No weaponization of DOJ.

No splintering and mishandling of the semiquincentennial.

[Skittles]

9. America wouldn't be embarrassed literally every fucking day

Trump NEVER gives us a break

[edbermac]

11. Republicans would've started impeachment proceedings on day one

Gaining the house and Senate is critical this year

[calimary]

12. Yep.

[Raine]

14. East Wing of Whitehouse wouldn't be in ruins. 😔 nt