Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Assassinated by Samurai Jaissaries from the Islamic Republic of Japan?

Collapsed and died after too much Turkey?

Expired while passing gas?


Just fucking died at long last, to the joy of billions?

[WestMichRad]

1. Buried in an avalanche of faux gold baubles and ornaments?

[IronLionZion]

2. The Iran conflict is going so well for MAGA that they got Japan to convert to Islam

[LymphocyteLover]

3. Sadly not... Satan is not done with him yet and probably doesn't want him in hell either

What to do with such a grotesquely evil person that is too gross even for Satan?

[Aussie105]

4. Yes, he is dead. Almost.

The brain died a while ago, but the rest of him hasn't gotten that message yet.

The logic and memory centres are always the first to go, then speech and mobility centres shut down.
Then finally, the most basic functions of breathing and heartbeat collapse.
It's a slow process, but irreversible.

Only obstinate arrogance keeps him going at the moment.
But he will flame out, guaranteed.

Patience required!

[malaise]

5. No but

E Jean will get some of her money today and that makes me very happy.

Add link
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322120910

[Orrex]

8. I've been delighted to see his kkkultists...

predicting that it’ll be overturned on appeal.

Good luck with that, you ignorant fucks!

They also claim that Carroll has recanted her claim and that she’s been certified insane.

There is no MAGAt who isn’t a complete piece of shit.

[Grim Chieftain]

22. Hopefully, that will make him stroke out

[KS Toronado]

33. Congrats Malaise, I see you hit the 300,000 milestone

That's a small club you entered, SNL gives jackets out to the 5 timers, you get a jacket, gold watch, anything?

[malaise]

37. Meh!

I got better than that - was walking down the street with a shopping bag minutes ago and a schooler on holidays walked up to me, smiled and asked me if I wanted him to carry it for me. I was like 10 ft from my place so I declined but told him he was a really sweet kid. His smile made my day.
Thanks 😀

[Joinfortmill]

6. Possibly, it's difficult to tell some days.

[Goonch]

7. ;-{) FLATUS IGNITION

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. This makes me laugh 😅

[SheltieLover]

9. Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur.

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Dave Bowman]

12. If he continues to hang on your bubbly will be worth a fortune.

[niyad]

17. That is a truly depressing thought. However, I do rotate the bottle,

since my friends and I celebrate other things as well.

[SheltieLover]

20. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Tiresome.

[Dave Bowman]

11. He died from a colonoscopy administered on the wrong end.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Wrap him in a tarp and toss him in the dumpster.

[Blue Owl]

14. Dozed off like a beached whale on the shores of Mag a Lardo

Never woke up and made quite a mess when his handlers found his bloated corpse

[twodogsbarking]

16. Titleist?

[Blue Owl]

30. We need a marine biologist!

[KS Toronado]

15. Any minute now, the reflecting pool is working it's magic.

[hlthe2b]

18. "Uggh.. All the media here demanding to know when we snow monkeys adopted Islam...

is damned exhausting! Won't someone lock that orange blob away?!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. Aw cute

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Beaten to death by a marching band

He mistook a tuba for his gold shitter

[Blue Owl]

31. LOL

He plopped his fat ass on some low brass….

[durablend]

21. Unfortunate that there's need to clarify these day

TSF or McTurtle?

[Grim Chieftain]

23. Oh, come on Grim Reaper!

Haven't we waited long enough? Get with the program!

[BWdem4life]

24. Shorter of breath

One day closer to death.

[Ocelot II]

27. Because he is brilliant at everything,

he demanded that Gianni Infantino get him a gig as a goalkeeper in one of the next World Cup games, where he was promptly trampled into dust by Erling Haaland.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. trump and McConnell are in a race

[Blue Owl]

32. The Tortoise and the Hairplug

[KS Toronado]

34. My money's on the bunny wabbit to win!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

36. The finish line is death

I do not want the bunny to die too soon

[WestMichRad]

29. Choked to death when E. Jean Carroll agrees to not collect her $5 million compensation

… in exchange for getting to stuff that amount in $250 bills bearing the PedoPrez picture down his throat.

[FakeNoose]

35. You win! This is a very creative solution to several problems at once

[malaise]

38. By a distance

[FakeNoose]

39. Wow Malaise! 300K posts! You're my hero