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Thoughts on Mitch McConnell's absence. Funny thoughts!
Thank you, social media (I don't often write that, but I am amused)...
I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.
Mitch McConnell is the official Kentucky state vegetable.
I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.
If you are in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for just about 20 minutes, stay in line.
I spoke with Jimmy Carter for 20 minutes this morning but he had to go because Mitch McConnell was calling him.
It's official, Mitch McConnell is no longer with us. The medical examiner confirmed his body shut down after being overwhelmed by 3.6 million 20-minute phone calls yesterday.
