Now Trump is going to be so jealous

[dalton99a]

because Lindsey is getting all the attention

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

1. Knowing Trump...

he'll probably leak whatever dirt he had on Lindsey.

[Akakoji]

6. That would be great

Get everything out now

[tanyev]

12. I bet you're right.

He’ll make some statement, ostensibly as a tribute, casually drop a “some people said that Lindsey…….” in the middle of it, and then sit back and smugly enjoy the ensuing chaos.

[BannonsLiver]

2. Well he has all the opportunity in the world to pull a Debbie Reynolds here.

Few here would complain.

[LeftInTX]

3. Trump could use some attention

[littlemissmartypants]

4. I hope it turns on a light switch for him.

Death comes when it decides. Sometimes, very unexpectedly. None of us can escape it.

Not even those who have the best medical care possible.

He won't change his evil ways. But it maybe it will irritate his health enough to help push him over the edge.

[edhopper]

5. He will give the eulogy

And it will be all about him

[struggle4progress]

8. Will he have fireworks like he did for Charlie Kirk?

[mahina]

11. So,

[Justice matters.]

7. With over 40 million Persians wanting to assassinate him...

The last thing that gangster wants these days is attention...

[Cha]

9. We know that's true, the sick fuck.

the star at every wedding, funeral, sporting event, etc etc..

He wasn't at the Knicks game, though. Got booed.

[popsdenver]

10. Bad things come in threes

Lindsay, McConnell, and Trump???????

[Kid Berwyn]

13. "No half-staff for you!"

Nor will Kegsbreath launch a thousand missiles at Bibi’s enemies!