"Kash Patel couldn't find his butt with a bell on it."

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Just heard on MSNBC.

[Dave Bowman]

1. His butt is where the sound comes out when he talks.

[Ocelot II]

2. "Two hands and a flashlight" is the version I'm familiar with.

Either way applies to that bug-eyed nitwit.

[Deuxcents]

3. 😆 I'm glad they moved her show from late night..I can now watch her

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4. She is awesome.

Very smart and has great guests. AND NO MORE JOE FOR ME!

[Deuxcents]

6. She and Ali Velshi had a show together a long time ago..they made a great team. Both of them know their subject matter

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8. I really learn a lot from her show.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. I like it better than

the old standby I heard years ago: couldn’t find ass with both hands.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

7. Literal LOL!

[jcboon]

9. Reminds of this

A D. C. lawyer once said "the D. C. police couldn't find an olive in a martini".

[Cheezoholic]

10. She had a great piece with Heather Cox Richardson last week also n/t

[Ray Bruns]

11. I always liked " couldn't find his but with a flashlight and a map."

[AverageOldGuy]

12. With both hands and a map

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