The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America

[muriel_volestrangler]

"The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT' "

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwy30p89rlgt?post=asset%3A77b22555-ea79-487c-95f9-017f0d4d9521#post

Please write the new name of your country, in the required capitals, on your passport or any other identifying material. The movement will now be known as MGHSGA. Compulsory practice times for chanting "G-H-S! G-H-S!" will be announced locally.

[sakabatou]

1. This is real? This isn't some satire?

[dalton99a]

2. .

[sarisataka]

4. Why is no one around him smart enough

to put his phone on airplane mode and just not tell him?
Even if he noticed he'd have no idea how to fix it.

[VTderry]

15. Wouldn't make a luck of difference as Trump is not writing most of the posts.

The above was likely penned by PeeWee German Bat Boy Stephen Miller. He's a straight up Nazi, but does use proper punctuation and advanced vocabulary.

The late-night screeds and AI memes are produced by his creepy and devoted Ivanka-double aide, who does a better job mimicking her boss's random capitalization and tortured prose.

[Wednesdays]

11. "All others will have fair and open use of the Strait."

For a small fee.

[sakabatou]

14. Which will go straight into Dump's pockets

[johnnyfins]

3. Yeah. It's real. But he doesnt mean a name change.

Just that the USA will be the guardian. As usual, his communication skills are top notch :/

[tetedur]

5. I wonder what legal entity will be collecting the 20%.

Maybe Eric and Don Jr. could set up a LLC and handle those funds.

[Gregory Peccary]

8. A 20% tax on everything will certainly help temper runaway inflation

Yet another self inflicted wound.

[lame54]

6. So, what is the gulf called now...

It's all so confusing

[sarisataka]

7. Obviously it is

the "Gulf of the Guardian of the Hormuz Strait"

[Renew Deal]

9. GOTHS

Cool

[Goonch]

10. ;-{) THIS

[Bluestocking]

12. Just because he says it doesn't mean it's true

At 20% everyone is going to side with Iran.

[rampartd]

13. first i need the strait's birth certificate and

any documentation legally changing the name.

[canetoad]

16. How about

"The Trumpy States of Corruption."