The Borowitz Report-Pam Bondi Upstages Todd Blanche Hearings by Releasing Naked Photos of Trump on Epstein's Island

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Pam Bondi Upstages Todd Blanche Hearings by Releasing Naked Photos of Trump on Epstein’s Island
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Seeking revenge for her abrupt termination in April, on Wednesday former Attorney General Pam Bondi upstaged confirmation hearings for her nominated successor, Todd Blanche, by releasing a trove of naked photos of Donald J. Trump on Jeffrey Epstein’s island.

The photos, showing a nude Trump frolicking in the Caribbean enclave, are “not for the squeamish,” experts warned.

In a brief official statement, Bondi said of the photos, “Oopsy, I guess I forgot to redact these.”

She added that Trump should have expected her to retaliate, noting, “Much like his war against Iran, he didn’t think this through.”

[malaise]

1. In your words

This made me smile - actually laugh out loud😂😂

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2. Redact - the absolute tiniest of black boxes. n/t

[riversedge]

3. too bad not true (maybe).