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kairos12

(13,880 posts) Fri Jul 17, 2026, 04:34 PM 5 hrs ago

Topical new Name for Pedo Don

The Diarrhea Parasite.

Appropriate.

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Topical new Name for Pedo Don (Original Post) kairos12 5 hrs ago OP

I'm still thinking of him as "Incompetent Pool Boy" GopherGal 4 hrs ago #1

Not sure. Melania's likely to actually fuck the pool boy. n/t flvegan 3 hrs ago #4

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #2

Eh...that needs more workshopping MikeyDi 4 hrs ago #3

I also like "Wannabe Pool Boy" GopherGal 3 hrs ago #5

GopherGal

(2,985 posts)

1. I'm still thinking of him as "Incompetent Pool Boy"

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Jul 17, 2026, 05:03 PM

4 hrs ago

flvegan

(66,787 posts)

4. Not sure. Melania's likely to actually fuck the pool boy. n/t

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 17, 2026, 05:48 PM

3 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(185,036 posts)

2. This made me smile

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Jul 17, 2026, 05:38 PM

4 hrs ago

MikeyDi

(65 posts)

3. Eh...that needs more workshopping

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Jul 17, 2026, 05:44 PM

4 hrs ago

It's 8 syllables.

GopherGal

(2,985 posts)

5. I also like "Wannabe Pool Boy"

Reply to MikeyDi (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 17, 2026, 06:00 PM

3 hrs ago

at only 5 syllables. It doesn't quite capture his ineptitude in the matter like "Icompetent Pool Boy" does. but it may capture Melanoma's view of the situation somewhat.

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