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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(124,532 posts) Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:25 PM Yesterday

Borowitz - Failure on Parade

This week, Donald Trump went from “Les Miserables” to just plain miserable.

He threw himself a $45 million birthday party and nobody came.

The “crowd” that did show up could best be described using Stormy Daniels’s nickname for the birthday boy.

Tiny.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/failure-on-parade

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Borowitz - Failure on Parade (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday OP

If you plan to fail and you succeed what are you? BOSSHOG Yesterday #1

We all paid for a party we didn't want and didn't attend. surfered Yesterday #2

And no way to rescind or "claw back" slightlv 21 hrs ago #3

I love Andy Borowitz LetMyPeopleVote 11 hrs ago #4

BOSSHOG

(42,818 posts)

1. If you plan to fail and you succeed what are you?

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:33 PM

Yesterday

surfered

(7,316 posts)

2. We all paid for a party we didn't want and didn't attend.

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:47 PM

Yesterday

Waste and abuse.

slightlv

(5,830 posts)

3. And no way to rescind or "claw back"

Reply to surfered (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 02:07 AM

21 hrs ago

the millions of our tax dollars he spent. I think somehow we should be able to send him an invoice for the amount of the parade, and the millions it would take to repair the streets. After all, he insisted on it on his birthday, demanded it. He should pay the price... monetarily and otherwise. Yeah, I Know... dream on!

LetMyPeopleVote

(164,796 posts)

4. I love Andy Borowitz

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:32 AM

11 hrs ago

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